My boyfriend is annoying.

Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."

Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.

i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?

slip some alli in his drink

then take him out to Johnny Rockets for fries and a milkshake :laugh:

Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."

Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.

i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?

Seriously, I need to make my fortune giving charm classes to men. They seriously are dumbasses.

How do they ever snag hotties like you ladies saying dumb **** like that...

Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."

Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.

i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?

Seriously, I need to make my fortune giving charm classes to men. They seriously are dumbasses.

How do they ever snag hotties like you ladies saying dumb **** like that...

I think he says things like this because he thinks if he can fool me into thinking I'm not good looking, I won't leave. I tell him all the time he's lucky to have me. ;-) He better watch it though. I've got that dangerous wrecking ball a**. Might be painful for him if I swing it his way...

Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."

Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.

i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?

Seriously, I need to make my fortune giving charm classes to men. They seriously are dumbasses.

How do they ever snag hotties like you ladies saying dumb **** like that...

I think he says things like this because he thinks if he can fool me into thinking I'm not good looking, I won't leave. I tell him all the time he's lucky to have me. ;-) He better watch it though. I've got that dangerous wrecking ball a**. Might be painful for him if I swing it his way...

see now thats not right.. i happen to know mine is just kidding... and he's my best supporter on this weight loss thing... whether its a good week or not he's still there encouraging me... so i still wouldnt trade mine... we all open mouth insert foot at times.... so i let it go... just amazes me that they come up with that stuff

I always liked the idea of chocolate chunk cookies made from ex-lax myself. Non-fatal but he'll stay busy for a while.

YOU GUYS!!!! Rat poison DOES make a mess. 1. He'll get bloody diarrhea, 2. He'll get bloody vomiting 3. You still have to dispose of the body!!!!

Every time he does something like this, remind him that "at some point tonight, you are going to go to sleep... and then you're mine." No specifics necessary, just change your name to Lorena Bobbit.

bodies are easily disposed of in the desert..... just sayin

Yea, and I guess you could log all that "moderate cleaning" and "digging a hole" into your calorie burn:laugh:

Rat Poison. No mess.

Oh, or you could pinch his dong and say "Its not THAT cold in here."

lol this is hilarious lol

You would be amazed the respect you get with a head butt. After you head butt some *kitten* ONE time, they will never f**k with you again - it is now my first response
hit him quick, hit him hard - right between the eyes and you don't have to say anything or ask for anything - They get it

Nice! I need to perfect this technique...I wonder if my Taekwondo instructors would approve of this as a move.....hmmmmmmm......prolly not, LOL! Good luck with the BF, you'll figure out a way to get him back...bwahhaha!

YOU GUYS!!!! Rat poison DOES make a mess. 1. He'll get bloody diarrhea, 2. He'll get bloody vomiting 3. You still have to dispose of the body!!!!

Every time he does something like this, remind him that "at some point tonight, you are going to go to sleep... and then you're mine." No specifics necessary, just change your name to Lorena Bobbit.

bodies are easily disposed of in the desert..... just sayin

In all criminal rings the highest risk is the transportation... do you want to drive around with a body in the trunk? didnt think so... so anti freeze it is so u can call ambulance about a half hour after he dies...

and if u do need to dispose of a body.... desert.. anyone find him they can trace him back to ya... instead feed him to the pigs.. pigs eat bone, teeth, everything.. so all u get is a pile of poop after..