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RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accentcaco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accent
Why?
Because he said "straight away", maybe.
Oh, it's a scene from Austin Powers:
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
If Cardiac arrest, just revive for more...
Think you can break it?
And learn the reverse...
Brief cardiac arrest then tachycardia.
Is it worth it?
Flip it AND reverse it.
I'll bring the AED, don't worry I'm certified (I even got a pin that says so 🤷🏽♂️)
Have you seen Call of Wild?
I'll bring it for you 😉
Mount and pound into submission Bb
You don't need a pin to give me CPR Papi.
I'll get pricked anyway.
Which one? Actually irrelevant, because... I haven't seen any 😂
Don't just bring it. Demonstrate.
Like putty in my hands 😉
Love it when she calls me that 😏
Forgot the AED... Looks like we'll have to rely on more blowing and force to get it pounding again...
Me neither, but wasn't talking about the movie anyway 😉...
But the snacks I brought Melt in your mouth, not in your hands ☝️👇🏼
Maybe it needs a jolt... reverberation.
And to clear the arteries.
Something about... beck and call?
Honey, that's not a snack. That's the main course.
Rodizio.
Sounds like she can start up a dead man and make him (what did the Mick say? 🤔) 😂
Nice after a long shift, just don't have dessert without me 😉...
Morning, lunch and supper time...
No need to log the calories, low carb anyway 😏
Cry. And don't you forget it.
What day is it .... Yom Kippur? Have mercy.
Document everything thoroughly, Shakespeare. She's the shrew.
High protein diet, mainly organic compounds, and protein shakes. But, variety is the spice. So bring the heat.
No the other thing he said 😂
Lucy, you've got some splain'n to do 🤔
Well I have played Romeo before 😏
"Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower where the pleasant fountain lie"
Like a protein packed salted caramel machiato
😂😘
Tears of joy.
Cold like the tombstone, ice cream cone. Try rewiring her.
I'm sure your performance and portrayal was.... Staggering (you should take one to the VT)
The Day of Atonment, preceeded by The Ten Days of Repentance.
Protein shakes - better whipped and frothy, but with a bit of bite.
OMG... You did not just just quote the Rolling Stones back to me... She must be familiar with my weaknesses posts...
Because I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire, I'm the bleeding volcaanoo... 💞💥🔫
I did pretty good actually, might have won the comp if I didn't bomb the soliloquy 🤷🏽♂️🙈
But 10 days is not enough... Confession on demand... The old shredded one, and the furry ones please... 😏
Prey, not predator.
Where's the Promised Land?
That's a lot of crashing and burning 😂
Take a seat, count the misdeeds.
Follow me little sheep
The road is dark but leads to salvation
What can I say, talented but overly confident..
Count? Lol... I think we both know what's deserved...
Narrow is the path. Treacherous. Destructive.
Salvation bites. Hard.
Tears, but not of sorrow.
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you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
I'm going to do it just to hear that.1 -
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Those artists that stopped making music and really shouldn't have.
COME BACK.....
Please.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Those artists that stopped making music and really shouldn't have.
COME BACK.....
Please.
Like that Never gonna give you up guy? 🤔0 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Those artists that stopped making music and really shouldn't have.
COME BACK.....
Please.
Like that Never gonna give you up guy? 🤔
That's the other way around.1 -
The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ wrote: »Wow. I just witnessed a actual 4 way stop with 4 cars at each where everyone knew exactly what to do and no one stared at each other and did the break gas break shuffle. It's the little things...😏
I didn't think it was possible to get through a four-way stop without road rage0 -
Rain > ice every day, can't believe we caught a break this time but I'll take it0
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everything except what I should be doing...
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Food food food food food3
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Really? You actually believe that?
Sweetie don’t be so gullible.
Or maybe it doesn’t matter because it’s all so much fluff.0 -
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it's like 70 something and muggy and windy and slightly rainy. kinda gross feeling tbh.
anyhow i IMMEDIATELY retract anything negative I've ever said about cold weather in the past. please send toque and parka pics.4 -
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what if fatigue is an illusion, and we have more energy than we think - only our thoughts drain us
To some extent this is accurate - there's the saying about our bodies only being limited by our minds.
If you look at the training Marines go through, there is an element where you are pushed over your mental stress threshold, sleep deprived, deprived of food, possibly with prior injuries and all this to increase/ test your mental fortitude. And that's before you get the green beret.1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »Man you lyin' panda? 😂😂😂
Maybe the key here is novel.
Like selfie gifs for example.1 -
Wishing my ex would just sign the damn papers and move on.2
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I recently discovered frozen yogurt and now I can’t get enough of it.0
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I woke up during a dream,
not a pleasant dream,
it’s slowly slipping away.2 -
Ok so I know you all hate HIMYM because of mysogyny and stuff but I grew up on that *kitten* and I love Lilly and Marshall(Mostly Marshall) and it's on FX and so I'm watching it and I'm reminded of the time when I read this thing about how Ted(One of the most garbage characters on tv) is an unreliable narrator, and Barney is this player but Barney is like his only real competition when it comes to Him and Robin and so he probably wasn't actually as much of a trash bag as it makes it seem in the show. This is just a thought as I watch this show and stuff.2
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Has anyone told you you look just like Rhianna?1
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tbh i really feel like there should be a camgirl site out there called " Chick Flicks™ "3
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RomaineCalm wrote: »
Well now ya will.1 -
Catfish.2
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