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I just received a phone call telling me I won a photoshoot with my kids. My staff put my name in the contest and wrote a beautiful story about me and my kids, I didn't know about it but I won. It was a nice gesture of them and it started my day with a smile.
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laprimaJenny wrote: »https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/feduc.2017.00046/full
This seems to be the new controversial topic of conversation at work. It’s definitely thought-provoking.
So
many
words!
Thought provoking, for sure, because it's something that I've never actively thought about before.1 -
When I turned 30, I decided that I was going to start writing fiction.
I turn 40 later this year, and I just did the math--I've (so far) made $13/year selling stories.
I'm glad I'm not planning to retire on my writing earnings, heh. It also has me really questioning why I wanted to start writing fiction in the first place? I've done a lot, and my memory isn't always great, and I know it was a goal but I cannot recall why I even made it a goal.4 -
I can get sad, but not depressed.....i have bills, but not in debt.......i have to work almost everyday, but i love what i do.....i have aches and pains, but am in great health......i am a loner, but love the few i do share time with.....
Life could be vastly different depending which half of the sentence i chose to focus on.....i choose the second half, i choose to be happy
Choosing to focus on the positive side is more complicated to most people. So many deal with depression it's hard to grasp the latter but I like your post. It's better than reading you proclaiming how handsome and successful you are
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you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on8 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »I can get sad, but not depressed.....i have bills, but not in debt.......i have to work almost everyday, but i love what i do.....i have aches and pains, but am in great health......i am a loner, but love the few i do share time with.....
Life could be vastly different depending which half of the sentence i chose to focus on.....i choose the second half, i choose to be happy
Choosing to focus on the positive side is more complicated to most people. So many deal with depression it's hard to grasp the latter but I like your post. It's better than reading you proclaiming how handsome and successful you are
If anyone ever took any of those bragging posts serious i would say its on them not me.....i like to parody the ridiculousness of what i read on the internet. Whether it be the conceit, the humbe brag, or the self deprecating fishing for a compliment....its all very funny to me
Depression is a real issue. I am all too familiar with it. My post is about trying to win the little battles. Im no therapist, and would never give advice on how to battle any kind of mental or emotional issue, but just passing on what my own therapy has brought me too.25 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us4 -
you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
Just whisper really loud "You're gonna have to crawl under the door, Susan--the lock seems to be stuck"5 -
I can get sad, but not depressed.....i have bills, but not in debt.......i have to work almost everyday, but i love what i do.....i have aches and pains, but am in great health......i am a loner, but love the few i do share time with.....
Life could be vastly different depending which half of the sentence i chose to focus on.....i choose the second half, i choose to be happy
I feel the same exact way Bro...
That's a great post and really sets the tone for my day in a way I'm most fortunate for...
Thanks for sharing4 -
Considering the whole stigma (that I was unaware of until mfp 😂) around grey sweatpants...
Are they inappropriate to wear outside of the home 🤔... Like say, to my dentist appointment this morning...0 -
I love your nonsense😻😻JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Chit-Chat should be retitled Scuttlebutt Lounge.
I'll provide the water cooler, we can all stand around it.
Do we have to stand? I mean, I haven't quite given up enough to want to sit, but maybe I can lean?
Right? I've had a long day. Gimme a damn chair!
I'd settle for a counter
I’d be happy to just be included🤷♂️
You have to be included! You're the only one who entertains my nonsense.Tankiscool wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Chit-Chat should be retitled Scuttlebutt Lounge.
I'll provide the water cooler, we can all stand around it.
Do we have to stand? I mean, I haven't quite given up enough to want to sit, but maybe I can lean?
Right? I've had a long day. Gimme a damn chair!
I'd settle for a counter
Idk if you can be trusted with a counter, have you read the instructions?
RomaineCalm wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Chit-Chat should be retitled Scuttlebutt Lounge.
I'll provide the water cooler, we can all stand around it.
Do we have to stand? I mean, I haven't quite given up enough to want to sit, but maybe I can lean?
Right? I've had a long day. Gimme a damn chair!
I'd settle for a counter
Idk if you can be trusted with a counter, have you read the instructions?
Dumbass did that in socks. SMH How did he not see that coming?
I was going to say...step 1: remove socksyou ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
Next time yell “come back with a warrant!”3 -
Super Bowl ratings weren't down this year because of Colin or the whole issue about concussions... Super Bowl ratings were down this year because they sent the wrong team to the freaking Super Bowl like usual
It's not political nor physical issues that have hurt the NFL's ratings it's the money that has hurt the NFL ratings... They got what they wanted, they wanted to tap the LA market... And now the NFL has to reap the consequences of following the money rather than the sport4 -
I can get sad, but not depressed.....i have bills, but not in debt.......i have to work almost everyday, but i love what i do.....i have aches and pains, but am in great health......i am a loner, but love the few i do share time with.....
Life could be vastly different depending which half of the sentence i chose to focus on.....i choose the second half, i choose to be happy
This post resonates with me. Appreciate your sharing.7 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »I can get sad, but not depressed.....i have bills, but not in debt.......i have to work almost everyday, but i love what i do.....i have aches and pains, but am in great health......i am a loner, but love the few i do share time with.....
Life could be vastly different depending which half of the sentence i chose to focus on.....i choose the second half, i choose to be happy
Choosing to focus on the positive side is more complicated to most people. So many deal with depression it's hard to grasp the latter but I like your post. It's better than reading you proclaiming how handsome and successful you are
If anyone ever took any of those bragging posts serious i would say its on them not me.....i like to parody the ridiculousness of what i read on the internet. Whether it be the conceit, the humbe brag, or the self deprecating fishing for a compliment....its all very funny to me
Depression is a real issue. I am all too familiar with it. My post is about trying to win the little battles. Im no therapist, and would never give advice on how to battle any kind of mental or emotional issue, but just passing on what my own therapy has brought me too.
Goal. 🙌 All eventually compounds.5 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Super Bowl ratings weren't down this year because of Colin or the whole issue about concussions... Super Bowl ratings were down this year because they sent the wrong team to the freaking Super Bowl like usual
It's not political nor physical issues that have hurt the NFL's ratings it's the money that has hurt the NFL ratings... They got what they wanted, they wanted to tap the LA market... And now the NFL has to reap the consequences of following the money rather than the sport
Superbowl blackout this year for many. Over 50 million less viewers isn't an issue they can ignore. Then again, prior to the Superbowl, many franchises haven't been able to fill seats or move merchandise. Courting LA is one thing, to follow the money, only that franchise owners complaints is reflective of a humongous dip in interest.3 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accent1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accent
Why?0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accentcaco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accent
Why?
Because he said "straight away", maybe.1 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accentcaco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accent
Why?
Because he said "straight away", maybe.
no you're both wrong i wrote it with a South African accent actually.3 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accentcaco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accent
Why?
Because he said "straight away", maybe.
Oh, it's a scene from Austin Powers:
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RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accentcaco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accent
Why?
Because he said "straight away", maybe.
Oh, it's a scene from Austin Powers:
I should have known...
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It's so hot, anyone know where I could cool off?
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Wow. I just witnessed a actual 4 way stop with 4 cars at each where everyone knew exactly what to do and no one stared at each other and did the break gas break shuffle. It's the little things...😏7
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RomaineCalm wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accentcaco_ethes wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
did they knock on the stall door?
no just started pulling on the door handle straight away. like cmon man its obviously locked why you gotta make things weird between us
I found it impossible to not read this with a British accent
Why?
Because he said "straight away", maybe.
Oh, it's a scene from Austin Powers:
*wizard swears*0 -
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
If Cardiac arrest, just revive for more...
Think you can break it?
And learn the reverse...
Brief cardiac arrest then tachycardia.
Is it worth it?
Flip it AND reverse it.
I'll bring the AED, don't worry I'm certified (I even got a pin that says so 🤷🏽♂️)
Have you seen Call of Wild?
I'll bring it for you 😉
Mount and pound into submission Bb
You don't need a pin to give me CPR Papi.
I'll get pricked anyway.
Which one? Actually irrelevant, because... I haven't seen any 😂
Don't just bring it. Demonstrate.
Like putty in my hands 😉
Love it when she calls me that 😏
Forgot the AED... Looks like we'll have to rely on more blowing and force to get it pounding again...
Me neither, but wasn't talking about the movie anyway 😉...
But the snacks I brought Melt in your mouth, not in your hands ☝️👇🏼
Maybe it needs a jolt... reverberation.
And to clear the arteries.
Something about... beck and call?
Honey, that's not a snack. That's the main course.
Rodizio.
Sounds like she can start up a dead man and make him (what did the Mick say? 🤔) 😂
Nice after a long shift, just don't have dessert without me 😉...
Morning, lunch and supper time...
No need to log the calories, low carb anyway 😏
Cry. And don't you forget it.
What day is it .... Yom Kippur? Have mercy.
Document everything thoroughly, Shakespeare. She's the shrew.
High protein diet, mainly organic compounds, and protein shakes. But, variety is the spice. So bring the heat.
No the other thing he said 😂
Lucy, you've got some splain'n to do 🤔
Well I have played Romeo before 😏
"Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower where the pleasant fountain lie"
Like a protein packed salted caramel machiato
😂😘
Tears of joy.
Cold like the tombstone, ice cream cone. Try rewiring her.
I'm sure your performance and portrayal was.... Staggering (you should take one to the VT)
The Day of Atonment, preceeded by The Ten Days of Repentance.
Protein shakes - better whipped and frothy, but with a bit of bite.
OMG... You did not just just quote the Rolling Stones back to me... She must be familiar with my weaknesses posts...
Because I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire, I'm the bleeding volcaanoo... 💞💥🔫
I did pretty good actually, might have won the comp if I didn't bomb the soliloquy 🤷🏽♂️🙈
But 10 days is not enough... Confession on demand... The old shredded one, and the furry ones please... 😏
Prey, not predator.
Where's the Promised Land?
That's a lot of crashing and burning 😂
Take a seat, count the misdeeds.
Follow me little sheep
The road is dark but leads to salvation
What can I say, talented but overly confident..
Count? Lol... I think we both know what's deserved...
Narrow is the path. Treacherous. Destructive.
Salvation bites. Hard.
Tears, but not of sorrow.
Fears, but not for vulnerability.0 -
you ever been in a public bathroom stall and someone starts trying to jiggle the handle on the other side to get in? like bro its obviously shut and locked what you thinks gonna happen here?
anyhow i think im gonna start barking like DMX whenever that happens from now on
I'm going to do it just to hear that.1 -
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