Random Thought For the Day

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited February 2019
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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    Smart phones are only as smart as the person operating them.
    In fact, many are not that smart.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you say hi to someone named jack, they have technically been hijacked.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • DFTNicki
    DFTNicki Posts: 138 Member
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    I could be doing the pilates I had planned but instead, I'm making myself feel pretty...haha
  • Dansfightforlife
    Dansfightforlife Posts: 111 Member
    Do we really need a federal postal service? 90% or more of my mail goes right into the garbage, most of my important correspondence occurs via email, and for the stuff that must be mailed we have UPS, fedex etc. and in some cases even amazon.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Ironically a blind person has less chance of walking into a glass door.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The rich used to pay peasants to entertain them and now the peasants pay the rich to entertain them.
  • BigQ76
    BigQ76 Posts: 24 Member
    Stop, drop, shut'em down
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There eventually comes a day when you realize that the lower bunk is superior.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People often say "Break a leg" before a movie audition so that you end up in the cast.