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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    As a kid, carnival rides are scary because they’re fast. As an adult, carnival rides are scary because you’re worried about their maintenance.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The border into Finland should be renamed the Finnish line.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
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    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Ever wonder why a car speed monitor goes up to 260 ?


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    Cause that's equal to 120 mph, rounded off?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Cologne that doesn’t smell wouldn’t make scents, sense, or cents.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Goths must be so annoyed that it's now mainstream to hate life and other people.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Taking candy from a baby is actually the responsible thing to do.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Smelling is just breathing normally and thinking about it more.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Telling someone "You do you" is basically the same as telling them to go *kitten* themselves.
  • ckozl81
    ckozl81 Posts: 59 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Telling someone "You do you" is basically the same as telling them to go *kitten* themselves.

    I love this motto but I don't think if it as a negative. I adopted it in college as a way to remind myself to make me happy first and everything else will fall into place.

  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Telling someone "You do you" is basically the same as telling them to go *kitten* themselves.

    Sometimes that is the appropriate interpretation of this:)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Sun is a star, yet no one wishes on it.
  • cuddlebunny18
    cuddlebunny18 Posts: 21 Member
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    The light at the end of the tunnel is us being reborn back into the world
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Or maybe they just won't be douchey enough to leave in the first place
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Zombies are the only ones who genuinely prefer brains over looks.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If Luke turned off his targeting computer and then missed the Death Star’s exhaust port, he would’ve looked like the biggest dumb *kitten* ever. Fortunately for him all the witnesses would have been obliterated by the Death Star.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It’s easy to underestimate how many people have cats.
  • rockymir
    rockymir Posts: 498 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    It’s easy to underestimate how many people have cats.

    Very true. I found out people who have cats I could never imagine.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Eating lunch alone as a kid is like torture, getting to eat lunch alone as an adult is a nice treat.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I wonder what shirt @cee134 is wearing today

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