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• honeybee__12 Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member

  RomaineCalm wrote: »

  honeybee__12 wrote: »

  

  
  But words do hurt.

  
  You're right, they can hurt but,
  not the ones I was thinking of.

  February 20, 2019 9:33PM edited February 20

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• redneck8814 Posts: 284Member Member Posts: 284Member Member

  Since today's hump day and it didn't rain is it a dry hump day?

  February 21, 2019 4:23AM

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• yukfoo Posts: 515Member Member Posts: 515Member Member

  honeybee__12 wrote: »

  

  
  ... but whips and chains excite me!!

  February 21, 2019 5:15AM

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• honeybee__12 Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member

  yukfoo wrote: »

  honeybee__12 wrote: »

  

  
  ... but whips and chains excite me!!

  
  
  

  February 21, 2019 5:27AM

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• cee134 Posts: 30,904Member Member Posts: 30,904Member Member

  The word “Ohio” is just two “O’s” saying hi to each other.

  February 21, 2019 1:55PM

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• honeybee__12 Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member

  
  
  

  February 21, 2019 5:31PM edited February 21

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• SirMxyzptlk Posts: 870Member Member Posts: 870Member Member

  Smart phones are only as smart as the person operating them.
  In fact, many are not that smart.

  February 21, 2019 10:32PM

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• cee134 Posts: 30,904Member Member Posts: 30,904Member Member

  If you say hi to someone named jack, they have technically been hijacked.

  February 22, 2019 2:51PM

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• honeybee__12 Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member

  
  

  February 22, 2019 5:12PM

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• honeybee__12 Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member

  
  

  February 22, 2019 9:27PM

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• honeybee__12 Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,127Member, Premium Member

  
  

  February 23, 2019 2:35PM

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• DFTNicki Posts: 138Member Member Posts: 138Member Member

  
  I could be doing the pilates I had planned but instead, I'm making myself feel pretty...haha

  February 23, 2019 3:40PM

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• Dansfightforlife Posts: 111Member Member Posts: 111Member Member

  Do we really need a federal postal service? 90% or more of my mail goes right into the garbage, most of my important correspondence occurs via email, and for the stuff that must be mailed we have UPS, fedex etc. and in some cases even amazon.

  February 23, 2019 7:53PM

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• cee134 Posts: 30,904Member Member Posts: 30,904Member Member

  Ironically a blind person has less chance of walking into a glass door.

  February 25, 2019 3:33PM

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• cee134 Posts: 30,904Member Member Posts: 30,904Member Member

  Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked.

  February 25, 2019 3:34PM

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• cee134 Posts: 30,904Member Member Posts: 30,904Member Member

  The rich used to pay peasants to entertain them and now the peasants pay the rich to entertain them.

  February 26, 2019 2:26PM

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• tinkerhellraiser Posts: 3,192Member Member Posts: 3,192Member Member

  the dress code in my ideal cult would prolly be that we all wore similar plain clothing like light flowy white peasant dresses and go barefoot and men could wear old jeans and tees or worn button downs

  February 26, 2019 5:51PM

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• quirozj6598 Posts: 7Member Member Posts: 7Member Member

  Stop, drop, shut'em down

  February 27, 2019 2:58AM

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• cee134 Posts: 30,904Member Member Posts: 30,904Member Member

  All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.

  February 27, 2019 1:59PM

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