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• redneck8814 Member Posts: 284 Member Member Posts: 284 Member

  Since today's hump day and it didn't rain is it a dry hump day?

  February 21, 2019 4:23AM

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• yukfoo Member Posts: 764 Member Member Posts: 764 Member

  honeybee__12 wrote: »

  

  
  ... but whips and chains excite me!!

  February 21, 2019 5:15AM

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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member

  yukfoo wrote: »

  honeybee__12 wrote: »

  

  
  ... but whips and chains excite me!!

  
  
  

  February 21, 2019 5:27AM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  The word “Ohio” is just two “O’s” saying hi to each other.

  February 21, 2019 1:55PM

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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member

  
  
  

  February 21, 2019 5:31PM edited February 2019

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• SirMxyzptlk Member Posts: 841 Member Member Posts: 841 Member

  Smart phones are only as smart as the person operating them.
  In fact, many are not that smart.

  February 21, 2019 10:32PM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  If you say hi to someone named jack, they have technically been hijacked.

  February 22, 2019 2:51PM

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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member

  
  

  February 22, 2019 5:12PM

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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member

  
  

  February 22, 2019 9:27PM

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• honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,786 Member

  
  

  February 23, 2019 2:35PM

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• DFTNicki Member Posts: 138 Member Member Posts: 138 Member

  
  I could be doing the pilates I had planned but instead, I'm making myself feel pretty...haha

  February 23, 2019 3:40PM

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• Dansfightforlife Member Posts: 111 Member Member Posts: 111 Member

  Do we really need a federal postal service? 90% or more of my mail goes right into the garbage, most of my important correspondence occurs via email, and for the stuff that must be mailed we have UPS, fedex etc. and in some cases even amazon.

  February 23, 2019 7:53PM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  Ironically a blind person has less chance of walking into a glass door.

  February 25, 2019 3:33PM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked.

  February 25, 2019 3:34PM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  The rich used to pay peasants to entertain them and now the peasants pay the rich to entertain them.

  February 26, 2019 2:26PM

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• BigQ76 Member Posts: 24 Member Member Posts: 24 Member

  Stop, drop, shut'em down

  February 27, 2019 2:58AM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.

  February 27, 2019 1:59PM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  There eventually comes a day when you realize that the lower bunk is superior.

  February 27, 2019 2:02PM

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