Things you don't get about your gender

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  • SuperMoniMonk
    SuperMoniMonk Posts: 467 Member
    Oh, also, women who have 10 designer bags. Really? You need that many?

    Also, women who drop +$500 on a purse. Are you f%cking kidding me? I could feed a homeless person with that!

    And women who have dozens and dozens of shoes that they never effing wear.

    Also, women who are *high maintenance*. What are you an effing car? I don't understand how men tolerate this bullsh%t. If I were a man, I would drop a women with these characteristics faster than a wh@re sweating in church!!!!!! I think some men are sadistic or need brains.
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  • Temporalia
    Temporalia Posts: 1,151 Member
    Oh yeah, high maintenance women, can't do it...

    Shopping...can't deal with that

    talking about beauty products all day *gags*
  • RCKT82
    RCKT82 Posts: 409 Member
    Why do some guys think it's ok to talk to each other in the bathroom while the urinal??? sorry, I don't want to talk to you while my junk is my hands!!
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    I also don't get the shoes or purse thing. AT ALL.

    I think my purse cost me about $30 and I got it at DSW shoes when I bought a pair like two years ago.

    I don't mind dressing up or looking nice. But to spend anything more than that on a purse seems dumb.
  • LLaDonna
    LLaDonna Posts: 126
    Girls who take a million Facebook and MFP photos of them looking the exact same.......and post them all

    HI-Larious!!!!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    -Women who take duck face pictures. Just fyi, you look s-t-u-p-i-d, not cute, but stupid and like you have some mental issues.
  • LLaDonna
    LLaDonna Posts: 126
    Drama Queens

    Naggers

    Whiners

    I read this way too fast! :noway:

    Same here. I was like :indifferent: Then went back and re-read it. SMH

    Me too! LMAO!!!!!!!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Women who expect guys to magically know what they're thinking, like what they want done around the house or what they want for their birthday and get really angry when it doesn't go their way. Just tell them, they're not psychic!

    telling them doesn't work... they'll forget the conversation. write it down!!! :laugh:
    And staple it to their foreheads!

    For a moment there Berry your rationality made me think you hadn't signed up to the secret sisterhood rulebook about how deal with men, then your other comment proved you were being tricksy all along you varmint. :drinker:
  • Hodar
    Hodar Posts: 338 Member
    along the same lines, using sex as a weapon. If he's not getting any, neither am I... and how is that any good?
    Then act angry, and surprised when he gets it somewhere else. Sex is a need, just like affection, food or sleep.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Why do some guys think it's ok to talk to each other in the bathroom while the urinal??? sorry, I don't want to talk to you while my junk is my hands!!

    Seriously!

    Here's what you do. Next time when they start chatting just turn and face them while you talk to them. Don't stop pissing. As it hits their shoes they'll learn.
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    I don't get why we think its funny to put sewing needles in tampons when we go over to other people's houses.

    OH. MY. F**KING. GOD
    LMAO
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    that i must do all the heavy lifting because I am more ripped than everybody else around me WTF!
    just cause I'm ripped doesn't make me invincible, in fact i'm already tired from all the lifting at the gym to be doing more lifting lol..
  • Sweetcheeks278
    Sweetcheeks278 Posts: 356
    women who brag about how awesome their life is or how awesome there SO other is BLAH BLAH BLAh WHO GIVES A CRAP! so ur happy thats great move on please!

    This!! Seems like they are trying to reassure themselves and everyone else that they really are truly happy. Annoying!
  • dancer4275
    dancer4275 Posts: 149
    My pet peeve: Women who suck up all of their guys time and want the guy to be at their side 24/7 and they get mad if the guy wants to spend time with friends, or doing whatever it is that they enjoy doing, such as hobbies, etc.

    Heck to the YES!
  • Sweetcheeks278
    Sweetcheeks278 Posts: 356
    Why do some guys think it's ok to talk to each other in the bathroom while the urinal??? sorry, I don't want to talk to you while my junk is my hands!!

    My hubby complains about this all the time! lol
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    Women who call themselves "friends", but won't do anything to inconvenience THEMSELVES. You always have to go see THEM, invite THEM out to lunch, call THEM, text THEM.......... one way street.
  • VELVET2688
    VELVET2688 Posts: 40
    they hold grudges foooooooooooor ever.. let the little things go:smile:
  • TNAJackson
    TNAJackson Posts: 686 Member
    Significantly skinny women (like 100 pounds) who still think their fat! Seriously... go eat a cheeseburger!
  • ziggy67
    ziggy67 Posts: 351
    The obsessive need to walk around with a mobile phone in one's hand or glued to one's ear....do we really want to listen to other people's boring conversations while we are sitting on public transport, shopping in supermarkets or eating in restaurants or whereever..
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    Women who carry small small dogs in purses. :huh:
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    I don't know if anyone has said this, but I know quite a few women who expect their man to listen to them constantly, think they can "train" their man to do what they want, and expect to be treated like a princess and have their man worship the ground they walk on. And those girls that say, "Oh, all I want is someone who will hold me and never judge me and support me." That's all well and good, but a relationship is should be 50-50. How are you gonna expect someone to kiss your rings and bow when you walk into the room, but you won't treat him the same? Seriously, if a guy ever said that he thinks he can "train" his girlfriend, expects to be treated like a prince, etc., you know all the same girls would be crying sexism. :grumble:
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    I know a bunch of girls that sleep around a ton, and then cause drama because they slept with the same guy...
    ...yea he's a manwhore, but you all slept with him. Don't get mad at each other and start rumors over it. You all slept with someone else within a week of that Im sure.

    Not to mention said manwhore is like my best friend so I get sick of girls looking to me to care about their drama over him.
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    Someone reminded me of something else that bothers me. There is a woman in my class that is CONSTANTLY calling me conceited and going, "Oh, conceited are we? Isn't she conceited?" if I say something along the lines of being comfortable with myself. One time I said in passing that while I believe I'm beautiful, I wasn't happy with my body and that's why I wanted to change it. She called me conceited. Another time she said that she doesn't understand why some women go out of the house without make up, she wouldn't be caught dead without it. So I said, I don't wear make up and I think I look just fine. So she goes, wow, that's conceited. It's like, really, just because YOU aren't comfortable and will scare away small children if you step out of the house without mascara, doesn't mean everyone else is conceited because they don't feel that way.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Guys who turn EVERYTHING into a D*CK swinging contest!
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    Seriously, if a guy ever said that he thinks he can "train" his girlfriend, expects to be treated like a prince, etc., you know all the same girls would be crying sexism. :grumble:

    LOL yes! they would
    Someone reminded me of something else that bothers me. There is a woman in my class that is CONSTANTLY calling me conceited and going, "Oh, conceited are we? Isn't she conceited?" if I say something along the lines of being comfortable with myself. One time I said in passing that while I believe I'm beautiful, I wasn't happy with my body and that's why I wanted to change it. She called me conceited. Another time she said that she doesn't understand why some women go out of the house without make up, she wouldn't be caught dead without it. So I said, I don't wear make up and I think I look just fine. So she goes, wow, that's conceited. It's like, really, just because YOU aren't comfortable and will scare away small children if you step out of the house without mascara, doesn't mean everyone else is conceited because they don't feel that way.

    she just screams insecurity. SCREAMS IT lol
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    Seriously, if a guy ever said that he thinks he can "train" his girlfriend, expects to be treated like a prince, etc., you know all the same girls would be crying sexism. :grumble:

    LOL yes! they would
    Someone reminded me of something else that bothers me. There is a woman in my class that is CONSTANTLY calling me conceited and going, "Oh, conceited are we? Isn't she conceited?" if I say something along the lines of being comfortable with myself. One time I said in passing that while I believe I'm beautiful, I wasn't happy with my body and that's why I wanted to change it. She called me conceited. Another time she said that she doesn't understand why some women go out of the house without make up, she wouldn't be caught dead without it. So I said, I don't wear make up and I think I look just fine. So she goes, wow, that's conceited. It's like, really, just because YOU aren't comfortable and will scare away small children if you step out of the house without mascara, doesn't mean everyone else is conceited because they don't feel that way.

    she just screams insecurity. SCREAMS IT lol

    Tell me about it. Thing is, she's actually a very pretty woman. Her personality makes her ugly, though.
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    Guys who turn EVERYTHING into a D*CK swinging contest!

    I bet out I can out-swing you! Ha!

    haha - i think this one is in our genes boys...something about conquering the opposite sex back in our primate days..
  • MrBrown72
    MrBrown72 Posts: 407 Member
    Guys who turn EVERYTHING into a D*CK swinging contest!

    I bet out I can out-swing you! Ha!

    haha - i think this one is in our genes boys...something about conquering the opposite sex back in our primate days..

    I've not seen this. Are they swinging their own, each others, or from each others?
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    Girls who have to have 100000 million pictures of herself.

    Making the same face.
    This one chick friended me on facebook(I've met her once for about 10 minutes) anyhow she has about 60 pictures. All of them her making the same face with her boyfriends friends.


    WEIRD
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member


    I've not seen this. Are they swinging their own, each others, or from each others?

    Spoken like a true Beta male haha just kidding....... I'm refering to the guys that have to be right about everything sports,politics,religion or anything else being talked about in their presence.
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