Tell me something embarrassing about yourself.
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I just drooled on myself an hour ago as I was about to bite into a piece of toast with peanut butter on it.
Woke up this morning to watch the big soccer match and when that was over I switched to the basketball game. Forgot to eat food all that time so I was hungray (that's not a typo). Made some toast and slabbed some PB on it just to hold me down until I can go get a real lunch. Dude... right when I opened my mouth to insert that bad boy, all this *kitten* drool spilled out. For a split second I thought I was a 90 year old man at a retirement home. I was laughing so hard about it too. Just me sitting there with wet drool still on my chin and peanut butter stuck in my mouth laughing hysterically on a Sunday afternoon. Absolute embarrassment of a life.5 -
I have a noticable amount of facial hair for a female. I hate it and religiously epilate/pluck it. I won't shave it because the idea of my partner touching my face and feeling stubble is horrifying to me.
I don’t know if it’s possible but have you ever looked into bleaching it? I’m Italian so my hair is thick and dark. I get major side burns and I use an eyebrow razor and shave my entire face, I never get stubble!2 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »I once fell for someone on a fitness site.
What happened? Did y’all ever meet or anything?1 -
jennifer_417 wrote: »I don't shower every day. My dry skin would hate it.
I’m super oily so it works out well for me but that’s totally understandable if you have dry skin!2 -
I just drooled on myself an hour ago as I was about to bite into a piece of toast with peanut butter on it.
Woke up this morning to watch the big soccer match and when that was over I switched to the basketball game. Forgot to eat food all that time so I was hungray (that's not a typo). Made some toast and slabbed some PB on it just to hold me down until I can go get a real lunch. Dude... right when I opened my mouth to insert that bad boy, all this *kitten* drool spilled out. For a split second I thought I was a 90 year old man at a retirement home. I was laughing so hard about it too. Just me sitting there with wet drool still on my chin and peanut butter stuck in my mouth laughing hysterically on a Sunday afternoon. Absolute embarrassment of a life.
Lmao that’s hilarious! Sounds yummy id probably drool too!0 -
rickiimarieee wrote: »I have a noticable amount of facial hair for a female. I hate it and religiously epilate/pluck it. I won't shave it because the idea of my partner touching my face and feeling stubble is horrifying to me.
I don’t know if it’s possible but have you ever looked into bleaching it? I’m Italian so my hair is thick and dark. I get major side burns and I use an eyebrow razor and shave my entire face, I never get stubble!
😥 Yes, I used to bleach my upper lip but I still felt like it was noticable and the whiskers on my chin are black demons that resist bleaching at all cost. My skin changes colors before they do. I can get in some pretty fierce sideburns too.0 -
rickiimarieee wrote: »I have a noticable amount of facial hair for a female. I hate it and religiously epilate/pluck it. I won't shave it because the idea of my partner touching my face and feeling stubble is horrifying to me.
I don’t know if it’s possible but have you ever looked into bleaching it? I’m Italian so my hair is thick and dark. I get major side burns and I use an eyebrow razor and shave my entire face, I never get stubble!
😥 Yes, I used to bleach my upper lip but I still felt like it was noticable and the whiskers on my chin are black demons that resist bleaching at all cost. My skin changes colors before they do. I can get in some pretty fierce sideburns too.
I think the hairs on the face are so thin that it doesn’t cause stubble when it grows back. Atleast it hasn’t for me. I shave my face so my makeup applies smoother and less texture. I also shave the sides of my neck. My sideburns like grow from my neck around my ear down my face lol.1 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »I once fell for someone on a fitness site.
It happens. Hugs for you!!!1 -
I'm kinda embarrassed of my horrible spelling. If it weren't for spell check and Google, I'd be lost (and look a bit stupid!). I need to Google words all the time not for definition, but spelling because even when I get alerted to my errors (like here) I often don't know how to fix it (I don't mean to misspell).
Hand written notes at work are bad...sometimes I have to change what I'm saying because I'm pretty sure my spelling is off. I had a friend at work alert me to the fact that I write "dosent" all the time!
Punctuation I suck at too, I often just leave it out. Now that I think of it, my grammars not excellent either!
Ah well, I can laugh at myself!
Oh, and btw - I never mind being corrected - I like it. Hated being corrected as a kid, but now I like it. I like to try to be more betterer!4 -
I talk to myself a lot. Sometimes full conversations. When I'm alone, grocery shopping, walking, in my car (which is fine especially since Bluetooth is a thing so looks like I'm on the phone if anyone sees me). It's such a strange habit, makes me look a bit odd!5
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I talk to myself a lot. Sometimes full conversations. When I'm alone, grocery shopping, walking, in my car (which is fine especially since Bluetooth is a thing so looks like I'm on the phone if anyone sees me). It's such a strange habit, makes me look a bit odd!
Oh I do the same. Its only odd if you start having arguments with yourself I say!3 -
I'm insanely afraid of ketchup... Not afraid of blood, wasn't traumatized as a child, just scared to death of it. its not allowed in my house and if we go out to eat and its on the table, my husband has it removed. Also, my children are not allowed to eat it (although my family members still let them have it when I'm not around)… If that's the case, they tell me and I don't kiss them. LOL1
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redhairannie wrote: »I'm insanely afraid of ketchup... Not afraid of blood, wasn't traumatized as a child, just scared to death of it. its not allowed in my house and if we go out to eat and its on the table, my husband has it removed. Also, my children are not allowed to eat it (although my family members still let them have it when I'm not around)… If that's the case, they tell me and I don't kiss them. LOL
I had to Google this, for I had never heard of it. This is what I found....
“Tomato Ketchup phobia is a real fear. It's official name is Mortuusequusphobia, and it comes from Austrailian slang for “dead horse” which means red sauce. So the next time someone tries to phobia shame or mock you, throw that little fact in their greasy ketchup loving faces.”
Very interesting indeed.4 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i have been to 7 mattress stores in the past week bc i need new bed and i am paralyzed with indecision
i have read so many mattress blogs and YouTube bed reviews
i know all about encased coil edge support systems and gel memory foam
this kind of obsessive overthinking pretty much always happens when i got to spend a lot of money and it’s embarrassing as hell tbh
It's not. You are making an expensive decision of which will effect you and how you feel daily. Better to be sure about the decision then just to decide upon it on a whim. However I'm of a similar mindset.2 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i have been to 7 mattress stores in the past week bc i need new bed and i am paralyzed with indecision
i have read so many mattress blogs and YouTube bed reviews
i know all about encased coil edge support systems and gel memory foam
this kind of obsessive overthinking pretty much always happens when i got to spend a lot of money and it’s embarrassing as hell tbh
I’m very indecisive about EVERYTHING. I make my husband make the decisions.3 -
redhairannie wrote: »I'm insanely afraid of ketchup... Not afraid of blood, wasn't traumatized as a child, just scared to death of it. its not allowed in my house and if we go out to eat and its on the table, my husband has it removed. Also, my children are not allowed to eat it (although my family members still let them have it when I'm not around)… If that's the case, they tell me and I don't kiss them. LOL
I’ve never heard of this! What exactly about it scares you?0 -
I'm kinda embarrassed of my horrible spelling. If it weren't for spell check and Google, I'd be lost (and look a bit stupid!). I need to Google words all the time not for definition, but spelling because even when I get alerted to my errors (like here) I often don't know how to fix it (I don't mean to misspell).
Hand written notes at work are bad...sometimes I have to change what I'm saying because I'm pretty sure my spelling is off. I had a friend at work alert me to the fact that I write "dosent" all the time!
Punctuation I suck at too, I often just leave it out. Now that I think of it, my grammars not excellent either!
Ah well, I can laugh at myself!
Oh, and btw - I never mind being corrected - I like it. Hated being corrected as a kid, but now I like it. I like to try to be more betterer!
My mom is this way. She has no idea how to spell or grammar. She’s always asking me how do I spell this? Lol!
She texts me and says “Ian” instead of “I am” or “I’m”. I get a kick of it because she doesn’t know or notice. It’s cute though. It’s just something I’ve always been use too for her!1 -
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I have very small feet and often have to get sneakers in kids department because most stores don't carry my size in women's sneakers.4
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To be honest I'm not very good at losing weight3
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i have been to 7 mattress stores in the past week bc i need new bed and i am paralyzed with indecision
i have read so many mattress blogs and YouTube bed reviews
i know all about encased coil edge support systems and gel memory foam
this kind of obsessive overthinking pretty much always happens when i got to spend a lot of money and it’s embarrassing as hell tbh
My oldest sleeps in a hammock 6 months out of the year. He says it’s way more comfortable than a mattress. I tried it and got seasick2 -
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I didn't shower after working out yesterday. Instead I took that time to take my son to the park and watch Game of Thrones.3
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Cassandraw3 wrote: »I didn't shower after working out yesterday. Instead I took that time to take my son to the park and watch Game of Thrones.
I bet GOT is much better outdoors.
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I have never owned a calculator watch.0
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Cassandraw3 wrote: »I didn't shower after working out yesterday. Instead I took that time to take my son to the park and watch Game of Thrones.
I bet GOT is much better outdoors.
These activities did not happen concurrently. I took my son to the park, put him to bed, then watched GOT. Had I showered, one of those activities would not have happened.0 -
Cassandraw3 wrote: »Cassandraw3 wrote: »I didn't shower after working out yesterday. Instead I took that time to take my son to the park and watch Game of Thrones.
I bet GOT is much better outdoors.
These activities did not happen concurrently. I took my son to the park, put him to bed, then watched GOT. Had I showered, one of those activities would not have happened.
Quick question. How long do you shower for?
So, I don't like Seinfeld the TV show, however, I have seen some of the more famous episodes, I don't know how. Did you know you can eat a meal and shower at the same time, to save time?
There are days I strongly consider this.0 -
Cassandraw3 wrote: »Cassandraw3 wrote: »I didn't shower after working out yesterday. Instead I took that time to take my son to the park and watch Game of Thrones.
I bet GOT is much better outdoors.
These activities did not happen concurrently. I took my son to the park, put him to bed, then watched GOT. Had I showered, one of those activities would not have happened.
Quick question. How long do you shower for?
So, I don't like Seinfeld the TV show, however, I have seen some of the more famous episodes, I don't know how. Did you know you can eat a meal and shower at the same time, to save time?
There are days I strongly consider this.
Depends. A quick shower can take 10-15 minutes. A long one can take 30 minutes, then additional time to do hair afterwards. I have heard of shower beers, but not meals. It would have been rather difficult to eat a steak while showering. Maybe I should just install a tv in my bathroom.
This was only a single occurrence, however. I very rarely skip showers.0 -
I drool when I sleep, snore too.3
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I space out more then I should
And say what a million times because I have bad hearing1
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