Tell me a joke

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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
  • Terytha
    Terytha Posts: 2,097 Member
    A drum set falls off a cliff.
    Ba-dum tshh!


    Did you hear about the red ship that crashed into the blue ship?

    The survivors were marooned!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited May 2019
    It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Either I’m drooling from the sky or it’s raining
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly

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