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  • joseph9
    joseph9 Posts: 328 Member
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    Maybe he's thinking three steps ahead -- the text message and box are to convince you that you're better off without him.
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
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    Are you sure the new gf is not the one to pack the stuff. If he was not man enough to send it when you asked he probably didnt now.

    1. What would that matter?
    2. How would she know a girl he dated a year ago in another state? Especially enough to know my work address? *LOL*

    I was thinking maybe if she was the new one at his house cooking and her stuff was there, to just be witch.


    And apparenly he is a big enough *kitten* to give her the work address.
  • SamiSamiBoBlammy
    SamiSamiBoBlammy Posts: 868 Member
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    You should go to your local novelty store and buy him some accessories such as gay porn and anal beads. Try to get quite a bit of stuff...
    Then take it home and unpackage it all (so you can't tell its new) then mail it to his mothers house and include a note explaining that you tried to mail it to him but it came back and you aren't sure how to get in touch with him.


    Your move *kitten*!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Are you sure the new gf is not the one to pack the stuff. If he was not man enough to send it when you asked he probably didnt now.

    1. What would that matter?
    2. How would she know a girl he dated a year ago in another state? Especially enough to know my work address? *LOL*

    I was thinking maybe if she was the new one at his house cooking and her stuff was there, to just be witch.


    And apparenly he is a big enough *kitten* to give her the work address.

    Well, I know him and I have to say, he's not nearly energetic or inspired enough to care either *LOL*
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    what a douche nozzle
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    Take him to Judge Judy. :P Seriously, if he broke up with you, why would he do that?

    Seriously...Judge Judy would knock that ****e out in 15 minutes with commercials!


    Sorry you are having such nasty luck with the douchers lately! :flowerforyou:

    *LOL* It's nothing of value, nor do I have the time or inclination to care enough to actually sue him over a broken casserole. I'm just appalled my his stupidity.


    Damn! I love to see Judge Judy berate arrogant *kitten*! Oh well. :laugh:
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
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    You should go to your local novelty store and buy him some accessories such as gay porn and anal beads. Try to get quite a bit of stuff...
    Then take it home and unpackage it all (so you can't tell its new) then mail it to his mothers house and include a note explaining that you tried to mail it to him but it came back and you aren't sure how to get in touch with him.


    Your move *kitten*!


    bahaha...best suggestion yet :happy:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    I am impressed that you are so composed about this. I would be fuming and plotting my revenge as we speak.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I am impressed that you are so composed about this. I would be fuming and plotting my revenge as we speak.

    He is not worth an minute of my emotions. Figured that out, as painful as it was, a year ago.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    =/

    That sucks. Well, now we know why he is 42 and still single.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    =/

    That sucks. Well, now we know why he is 42 and still single.

    I could post his match.com profile or his online medical profile for y'all :bigsmile: Nah. *LOL* Wouldn't really, but it's tempting.

    Side note: he changed his age to 38 on match *LOL* He's 42, almost 43, I assure you :)
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    I don't know how old you are but I think you should take up the cougar approach and start looking for a younger dude. There is a reason why a 42 yr old "doctor" or whatever is single.... I wonder if it's the same for all +40 yr olds?

    I'd start stalking young prey if I were you ... lol
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,231 Member
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    I am impressed that you are so composed about this. I would be fuming and plotting my revenge as we speak.

    He is not worth an minute of my emotions. Figured that out, as painful as it was, a year ago.

    Aw, hell I would've already exacted revenge on that douche! Ugh! And you're probably right, he probably has no clue how to pack stuff. Idiot.

    Here's a nice revenge story for you to enjoy.....

    When my exhusband and I split up, I left him a nice tuna surprise....in our mattress, I cut a nice hole in the mattress and dumped an entire can of tuna....and i turned up the heater before we left. Did I mention he was in jail for 2 weeks after we left? Oopsie! lol ;) Yea, I was extremely pissed off that day.
  • KristiMW72
    KristiMW72 Posts: 23 Member
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    OMGJJJ. I would box the **** up & send it back to his *kitten*!! And say in a note..." I asked for it back A YEAR AGO.com...you can have it now. Especially since its broke & ruined!!" Put it in a flat rate box...so it doesn't cost too muchh!! Lol. WHAT AN *kitten*!!oh yeah...and id write you're an *kitten* AND Say "thanks for breaking up with me..id hate to be with someone like you still! "on the note too at the end!! Hehehe. That is ridiculous!!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    wait.. unless you are like 19.... then don't stalk younger prey... yeah.. that is no bueno....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I don't know how old you are but I think you should take up the cougar approach and start looking for a younger dude. There is a reason why a 42 yr old "doctor" or whatever is single.... I wonder if it's the same for all +40 yr olds?

    I'd start stalking young prey if I were you ... lol

    I tried younger... they annoy me *LOL* OK, not really all of them :) I've dated all sorts of different age men and really find the number doesn't matter nearly as much as I would have thought going into this experiment.

    And I'm 34 ;)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    wait.. unless you are like 19.... then don't stalk younger prey... yeah.. that is no bueno....

    BWAHAHAHA!!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Well, someone who is 25 then??? That's a good whole number! Why do they annoy you? lol
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    You should go to your local novelty store and buy him some accessories such as gay porn and anal beads. Try to get quite a bit of stuff...
    Then take it home and unpackage it all (so you can't tell its new) then mail it to his mothers house and include a note explaining that you tried to mail it to him but it came back and you aren't sure how to get in touch with him.


    Your move *kitten*!


    bahaha...best suggestion yet :happy:

    i agree, this is a great idea.
  • crewellademel
    crewellademel Posts: 168 Member
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    Just be glad you're not his patient!

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