Offensive

Yeah, my ex thought it was funny to get in bed under the covers, let one rip then grab the covers and pull them up over my head and hold them there.:sick:

There is a reason he is an ex.

Yeah, my ex thought it was funny to get in bed under the covers, let one rip then grab the covers and pull them up over my head and hold them there.:sick:

There is a reason he is an ex.

That is a Dutch oven lol. Should have pulled a reverse Dutch oven where you fart in bed right before he gets in and you blame the dog

*LMAO* on that note, I'm going to bed with my gassy five year old

You should report them to the mods here...they're pretty hardcore about offensive material.

I am gonna have to report you for dissing the mods.

I'm reporting you for reporting me!

and I am gonna have to report you for reporting me reporting you...oh and I am blocking you... **runs off to tattle**

I find it very offensive when my youngest picks her nose and eats it or when my husband let's a monster one rip just as I've got comfy in bed.

Could someone please ask them to stop doing this rather than erasing them entirely. I'm not quite at the hitman stage yet (I'm still saving)

When my man does this, I start talking about my uterus. And my period. And hormones.

When my kids used to pick their noses and eat it, I'd tell them to pick MY nose and eat it. That usually stopped them.

Good luck. ;-)

You should report them to the mods here...they're pretty hardcore about offensive material.

Best. Response. Ever.

Agreed!

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What's wrong with letting a monster one rip? Better out than in. laugh


Not when you could choose anywhere in the house but you choose the moment before to come in my comfy bedroom and get ready for bed. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I think he thinks it's foreplay.


Ahh, yes! Mine's the same and he wonders why he won't get blown regularly.ohwell As for the snot addicted kid, I tell mine she's gonna grow worms in her belly.


LMAO. Oh my, so funny! Yet so true!!!

You dont have to report anything to the Mods, I think they have an instant message pop up whenever a fun topic comes up to delete it. This is a site for adults why cant we have a little fun every now and then? Im sure I will get a message in a few

:flowerforyou:
Meow...


Oh. Hi. Sorry... just noticed you're still hot.

LOL, thanks but it not true! Its all in the lighting!!!!!!!

Amazing lighting...

Isn't it? I'd like to hire these lighting people to follow me around 24/7.

I'd like to hire him (and his, um, lighting) to sit and let me stare at him....

Anyone know where this thread was going?

To the bathroom, apparently

Hahahahahahahahaha
You are my favorite person right now

You dont have to report anything to the Mods, I think they have an instant message pop up whenever a fun topic comes up to delete it. This is a site for adults why cant we have a little fun every now and then? Im sure I will get a message in a few

Meow...


Oh. Hi. Sorry... just noticed you're still hot.

LOL, thanks but it not true! Its all in the lighting!!!!!!!

I second the "meowwww!!"

What? Lighting?? Teach me how to use lighting like that! Whew!

What's wrong with letting a monster one rip? Better out than in. :laugh:

Not when you could choose anywhere in the house but you choose the moment before to come in my comfy bedroom and get ready for bed. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I think he thinks it's foreplay.

SIGH....I am sometimes so glad I am SINGLE!!! I remember those days thought... glad they are over....hehehehe