Random Thought For the Day

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • Davo312
    Davo312 Posts: 26 Member
    How do snow plough drivers get to work?
    What makes the Teflon stick to non stick pans?
    Why is there only one Monopoly’s commission?
    Why do you always get the best radio reception on the worst stations?

    Sorry I did four.

    Bet your beer tasted as good as mine.

    Have a great day.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Is deja vu you in a parallel universe briefly connecting in a time space warp
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
    Why does the person in front of me at the bank always have a multitude of transactions to deal with when I'm especially in a hurry
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  • Finishiitnow
    Finishiitnow Posts: 896 Member
    I wish
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    There is probably someone out there who thinks you are the most amazing person in the world, and you just don’t know it.

    That's a really nice thought.. and Im happy to see you, you amazing person 🤗
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Everyone is an IT guy in their grandma’s eyes.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "There could be a Galactic war going on and we don't even know it." -Wafie
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If they posted security camera pictures of literally anyone in any store without context they would look suspicious.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    “Do you want to see a movie” implies going to a movie theater while “do you want to watch a movie” implies watching on a tv.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you are cautious enough to carry one of those pointy car window-breakers in case you drive your car into a lake, you are probably cautious enough to not drive your car into a lake in the first place.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you are cautious enough to carry one of those pointy car window-breakers in case you drive your car into a lake, you are probably cautious enough to not drive your car into a lake in the first place.

    This is me, have a window breaker in my console.
    I live in landlocked Oklahoma and rarely drive near bodies of water.
    I’m so weird.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you are cautious enough to carry one of those pointy car window-breakers in case you drive your car into a lake, you are probably cautious enough to not drive your car into a lake in the first place.

    Its not about me Cee, its all those other loon toons out there
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    I just can't help it......
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    If "The Simpsons'"characters had aged in real time, Homer would be 62 years old, Marge 61, Bart 36, Lisa 34, Maggie 26, and Santa’s Little Helper would be 196 in dog years.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There are tons of people in the world who are passionate about things that you don’t even know exist.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Hot fudge is ice cream gravy.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited June 2019
    D'oh!! Stupid universe!!! Why do my actions have to have consequences!!??
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    The phone conversation we had was tedious and irritating but I think it’s good for reminding me why we had to divorce. :#
  • Leeanre
    Leeanre Posts: 142 Member
    edited June 2019
    Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes do not have toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not tip finger...

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