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  • cee134
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    Imagine how confusingly adorable sabertooth kittens would have been.
  • honeybee__12
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  • cee134
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    A woman on a TV commercial said, "there's nothing worse than dry, flaky skin." She must be having an exceptionally good life so far.
  • cee134
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    The worst thing about being an elevator repairman must be always having to take the stairs.
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  • cee134
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    Pirates have always seemed good about employing people with physical disabilities.
  • empresssue
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    I have 3 knees.

    That’s just as strange as the kid I used to babysit as a teen. Only he had three nipples.

    Mines different, I have two low knees, and one high knee

    :D Well in that case yours is more odd. I would see a doctor about that if I were you.

    It's funnier if you hear it said at loud while I'm standing pointing to my knees

    VIDEO or it's not real!!!!!
  • empresssue
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    I have 3 knees.

    That’s just as strange as the kid I used to babysit as a teen. Only he had three nipples.

    Mines different, I have two low knees, and one high knee

    :D Well in that case yours is more odd. I would see a doctor about that if I were you.

    It's funnier if you hear it said at loud while I'm standing pointing to my knees

    VIDEO or it's not real!!!!!

    I feel like my attempt at humor failed... my two regular knees are lower then my butt..aka hiney ... so, two low knees, one hiney (high knee)

    I was really looking forward to video footage :disappointed:
  • empresssue
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    Note to self: read @UrBaconMeCr8zy's posts more phonetically.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    I have 3 knees.

    That’s just as strange as the kid I used to babysit as a teen. Only he had three nipples.

    Mines different, I have two low knees, and one high knee

    :D Well in that case yours is more odd. I would see a doctor about that if I were you.

    It's funnier if you hear it said at loud while I'm standing pointing to my knees

    VIDEO or it's not real!!!!!

    I feel like my attempt at humor failed... my two regular knees are lower then my butt..aka hiney ... so, two low knees, one hiney (high knee)

    I was really looking forward to video footage :disappointed:

    Sorry kiddo

    I don’t know if I can get over this. My little heart is broken :heartbreak:
  • honeybee__12
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  • cee134
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    It's interesting how the people who keep "getting hacked" on FB are the same people who keep trading all of their info to find out which brunch food they are.
  • cee134
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    For an innovative company, Apple has really stuck to its guns on the whole ducking autocorrect thing.

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