Random Thought For the Day

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  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
    austinwb8 wrote: »
    I was given a pair of pajama bottoms. The label on the packaging says "Performance Sleep Pant". What does this even mean?!?!

    Or.......the manufacturer was secretly hoping that all men would buy anything that begins with "performance" as part of the description.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I'm starting to believe that I cannot eat pizza without burning the roof of my mouth.
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  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    They say "live each day as if it were your last" - that would be an awfully high body count
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    Whenever I see a random thought thread, I'm always reminded of the random thought from scrubs. "I like toast".
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
    Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    The 'would you flirt with the person above' thread got me thinking. The truth is, I've never actually flirted with anyone before. I wouldn't even begin to know how to do so.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    so much of the same.............

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Putting groceries in the freezer is like Tetris, but taking them out is like Jenga.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The person who actually invented bread must be mad that the person who sliced it is getting all the praise.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
    What do you do when you live in a shoe but you ain't got no soul?
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
    awdouth wrote: »
    What do you do when you live in a shoe but you ain't got no soul?

    Pray too the foot god
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    ^^ Well that sure explains a lot !
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    awdouth wrote: »
    What do you do when you live in a shoe but you ain't got no soul?

    Move to a boot or a sock up the block
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People used to make fun of 'computer nerds', now everyone is on their smartphones all day long.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Jolene must've been very beautiful if even Dolly couldn't compete.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If we genetically modify cockroaches to taste like potato chips, our decedents, scrounging for food in the post-apocalypse wasteland we leave them, might not hate us quite as much.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Instead of writing :O you could just write Ö
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