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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • austinwb8
    austinwb8 Posts: 149 Member
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    I was given a pair of pajama bottoms. The label on the packaging says "Performance Sleep Pant". What does this even mean?!?!
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    austinwb8 wrote: »
    I was given a pair of pajama bottoms. The label on the packaging says "Performance Sleep Pant". What does this even mean?!?!

    It means you can run fast when you dream :D
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
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    austinwb8 wrote: »
    I was given a pair of pajama bottoms. The label on the packaging says "Performance Sleep Pant". What does this even mean?!?!

    If nothing happened the first time you wore them, maybe you had them on backwards? :D
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
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    austinwb8 wrote: »
    I was given a pair of pajama bottoms. The label on the packaging says "Performance Sleep Pant". What does this even mean?!?!

    Or.......the manufacturer was secretly hoping that all men would buy anything that begins with "performance" as part of the description.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    I'm starting to believe that I cannot eat pizza without burning the roof of my mouth.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    They say "live each day as if it were your last" - that would be an awfully high body count
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    Whenever I see a random thought thread, I'm always reminded of the random thought from scrubs. "I like toast".
  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
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    Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    The 'would you flirt with the person above' thread got me thinking. The truth is, I've never actually flirted with anyone before. I wouldn't even begin to know how to do so.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    so much of the same.............

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Putting groceries in the freezer is like Tetris, but taking them out is like Jenga.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The person who actually invented bread must be mad that the person who sliced it is getting all the praise.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer
    FriendlyNeighborhoodEngineer Posts: 940 Member
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    What do you do when you live in a shoe but you ain't got no soul?
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
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    awdouth wrote: »
    What do you do when you live in a shoe but you ain't got no soul?

    Pray too the foot god

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