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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The job of an actor is to pretend they are not an actor.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Water is one of the only substance we regularly interact with as a liquid, solid, and gas.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When you laugh at a comedian, you're laughing at someone doing their job.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • susan5481
    susan5481 Posts: 64 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    😂
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    So, 2 oranges of juice isn't 8 oz, it's 11 oz. Good to know. :o
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Everyone thinks "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" sounds cool, but if you told somebody you'd been bleeding, sweating, and crying all day they would probably be seriously concerned for your mental well being.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The teenage mutant ninja turtles have no need to wear their masks. They are giant turtles.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Kids with strict parents are more likely to survive horror movies because they know how to listen for footsteps.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A burning popcorn factory would smell amazing one moment and horrible the next.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It didn't matter what abandoned house they were in, Scooby and shaggy always managed to find fresh produce in the fridge for sandwiches.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There was a point in time where 66% of all fully-3D-animated films were about ants.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Get your rubber boots,
    the bulls*** is getting deep.

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I came across this and saw "pickles" listed wtf.. an Aussie burger has cucumber..
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  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I came across this and saw "pickles" listed wtf.. an Aussie burger has cucumber..
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    Yum! It all looks and sounds so good! Pickles or cucumber; either sounds good! Not so sure about soft bacon.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    corinasue1143 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I came across this and saw "pickles" listed wtf.. an Aussie burger has cucumber..
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    Yum! It all looks and sounds so good! Pickles or cucumber; either sounds good! Not so sure about soft bacon.

    I looove crispy bacon, but as part of a works burger it does tend to be soft or only slightly crispy... not sure why. It's still so good though.
  • GrizzledSquirrel
    GrizzledSquirrel Posts: 120 Member
    edited August 2019
    Why do people raise their hands to their heads after a close call?

    For example, if I am watching a game of football (soccer) and my team narrowly misses the goal, me and the whole crowd reach for our heads and hiss “ooooooooh”

    I’m sure there must be some biological trigger or something? e.g. reaching to protect our weakest part (our heads) in moments of “stress”, for example?

    Dunno - just obsessed with watching the reactions of crowds at sporting events now. Try it. Always hands to heads.
  • susan5481
    susan5481 Posts: 64 Member
    Why after looking at the weather outside and deciding what to wear for the day. By the time your ready to put a foot outside, the weather does a complete 180 on you. Ah well, that's Scotland for you😣
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    In 1920 kids thought "100 years from now, people must have flying cars!" but really, a massive worldwide network of data utilizing the processing power of billions of devices allowing complex communication across the globe is somehow more impressive.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Spider-Man is lucky he got the desirable traits of a spider like climbing walls and spinning webs instead of having eight legs or eating bugs.
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Spider-Man is lucky he got the desirable traits of a spider like climbing walls and spinning webs instead of having eight legs or eating bugs.

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Wow dude,
    that was one of the smoothest and corniest lines I’ve heard. B)
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