Lie Detector

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  • Leeanre
    Leeanre Posts: 142 Member
    Oh Caco, MFP'ers , big fat liars? You dont say..interesting. that could be a thread...
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Who’s cooking is better mine or your mothers?
  • This_far
    This_far Posts: 536 Member
    NY Times had an article about a study on kids, lying and IQ.
    2,3 and 4 year olds were told not to look in a box and they'd get a prize.
    Over 80% of them looked as soon as the proctor left the room.
    IQ tests showed kids who lied about looking scored higher than those that looked and told the truth.
    Unexpected part, for me, was that the kids who followed directions and didn't look scored the highest.
    Has nothing to do with lie detectors but thought it was interesting.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Did you actually forget to do that or simply didn’t want to?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    Do you really not see the mess over there?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited June 2019
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    I’m super late to the party but a lie detector would be gold!

    Actually, lie detector tests are not made of gold.

    "A polygraph instrument is made up of three main components. These are sensors attached to different body parts that collect and record data during the lie detector testing phase. These components are the cardio-sphygmograph, the pneumograph, and the galvanometer."
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited June 2019
    Who’s cooking is better mine or your mothers?

    I'm not Italian and this question scares me.

    Make it even better and have his mother in the room when you ask it.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Compare me to your ex's
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Compare me to your ex's

    And your mom
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    You don't hang out in the barn to get away from me do you?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    I’m super late to the party but a lie detector would be gold!

    Actually, lie detector tests are not made of gold.

    "A polygraph instrument is made up of three main components. These are sensors attached to different body parts that collect and record data during the lie detector testing phase. These components are the cardio-sphygmograph, the pneumograph, and the galvanometer."

    You’re the worst 😏
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Compare me to your ex's

    And your mom

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  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Compare me to your ex's

    And your mom

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    Although I wish I had access to a particularly similar gif, but this one will do.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Doesn’t matter. If his mouth is moving, he’s lying.

    https://youtu.be/qDc_5zpBj7s
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Who’s cooking is better mine or your mothers?

    None, mine is better :p
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Do you REALLY love me more than you love the dogs?

    I like dogs more than people, so no :p
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member

    Can I pick some mfp'ers to hook up? I don't really care about finding out if my spouse is lying or not, pretty sure I already know but there are some mfp'ers that I am pretty sure are big fat liars and I would love to ask them a few questions.

    Do me! :p
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