Last log after death

How many calories is dirt. Cause thats what we'll be eating.

I wonder how many calories the worms will have?

human flesh is 173cal per 100 grams, so a 70kg corpse would be around 121100cal.

that would feed a lot of worms.

personally I'n gonna get shot into space while I'm still alive in a pod in hyper sleep - one way ticket to the closest exo planet.

ill listen to david bowie in my dreamstate for thousands of yeard before landing in my new home.

this post is a win for the following reasons:


answering the worm question

david bowie

And being blasted off the planet


....just be sure to takeva worm farm with you so they can evolve like the cat in red dwarf and you'll have some bowie loving companions to.populate your new planet with. God speed.

there will never be another sci fi comedy series like, or as good as red dwarf. I think I've seen every episode. the cat religion about "cloister the stupid" is funny as.

RED DWARF FTW!

Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.

Vikka_V wrote: »

laprimaJenny wrote: »

Mine would consist of all you can steak at Olive Garden.

Morbid zombie thread!

Curious, J...howd you find this one! What were you searching?

And do they still have Olive Garden where you are? They've been extinct here for a long time...but miss it!

I'm the cheap date...I love, loved their complimentary bread and salad with the pepperoncini peppers

Hmm, after death
Ok...MFP, I cheated large and didnt log the wine/whiskey, potatoes and or bread, crackers, pasta and peanuts I ate...so there!

Actually I was going to make a thread about what you would do in your last hours hours of life, which also exists by the way. Anyways, I always tend to search for existing threads before posting a new one. When I came across this one I thought the answers to this thread could get interesting.

Anyways, I’m actually not an Olive Garden fan. I was just teasing. The one here was closed approximately ten years ago. One thing about southern Ontario that I take pride upon is it’s amazing ethnic food.

My best half marathon I ever did for exercise, followed by this:

I laughed multiple times reading this thread. “How
many calories does dying burn?”😂😂😂

If I knew the day I was going to die my diary would be so crazy. And yes, Taco Bell, Mexican food, spaghetti, pizza, and cake would all make an appearance!

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Hot dog 200 calories
Running trails 250 calories burned
Mfp secret society...priceless

I'd rather it say my name and that i died with how many days login so my friends list doesn't think I'm on holiday

__Aid__ wrote: »

I'm getting cremated so

a. My calorie burn will be substantial

b. I'll reach my goal weight

When I get cremated, I will finally have the smokin’ hot body I always wanted 😆

My only hope is that after death my last check bounces. That's money management like a Boss.