We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    rush210 wrote: »
    Was from Canada :*

    :o
    I'm Australian 🇦🇺🐨 :p


    She wouldn't let me have regular bacon :(

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She wouldn't share her bacon
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Because he always watched 90 day fiancé without me !
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    because I don't watch 90 day fiance'
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he had a 90 day fiancé
  • rush210
    rush210 Posts: 128 Member
    Wasn't into LOST
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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited July 2019
    She didn't believe in tv so we stared at the wall most evenings
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She told me that I needed to do more thanking outside of the box. I like the box, I feel safe inside it
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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She was west coast, I was the middle, we were doomed
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    .aixelsyd yM
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He, he.. *sob* I can't bring myself to talk about it 😭
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Too many men in her basement :p
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    dpwellman wrote: »
    .aixelsyd yM

    This made me have to think
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Too many men in her basement :p

    :D

    He disappeared and took the furniture with him.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    There's not a can large enough to contain all the worms, let alone a can opener to open said can.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2019
    dpwellman wrote: »
    There's not a can large enough to contain all the worms, let alone a can opener to open said can.

    He tried to make me eat those worms.. Im so glad he couldn't find a can opener :p
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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    The blindfold chafed
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He really liked books. He liked the stories more than he liked me
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    "Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that."
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He liked books more than me.. picture books that is :(
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    She used to tell me she kept her parents in the basement, then one day she said "Only kidding, I don't know whose parents they are"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Well, his parents were going to surprise him so they came over and waited in the basement.They were going to jump out and say "surprise" but before they could he ran out of the house screaming and yelling about basement inhabitants.. his parents and I have not seen him since :(
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She was always trying to hide my parents !
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I couldn't get her sense of humor. She always was playing those weird practical jokes.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    He always had the wrong ideas :D
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    he kept making my coffee to weak.

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