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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    There's not a can large enough to contain all the worms, let alone a can opener to open said can.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited July 2019
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    dpwellman wrote: »
    There's not a can large enough to contain all the worms, let alone a can opener to open said can.

    He tried to make me eat those worms.. Im so glad he couldn't find a can opener :p
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    The blindfold chafed
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He really liked books. He liked the stories more than he liked me
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    "Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that."
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He liked books more than me.. picture books that is :(
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,529 Member
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    She used to tell me she kept her parents in the basement, then one day she said "Only kidding, I don't know whose parents they are"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Well, his parents were going to surprise him so they came over and waited in the basement.They were going to jump out and say "surprise" but before they could he ran out of the house screaming and yelling about basement inhabitants.. his parents and I have not seen him since :(
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    She was always trying to hide my parents !
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    I couldn't get her sense of humor. She always was playing those weird practical jokes.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    He always had the wrong ideas :D
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    he kept making my coffee to weak.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She was a coffee drinker. Yuck! ;)
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    He kept trying to eat the dwarfs, and set the town on fire. Not cool man. :D

    (really hoping someone gets that joke)
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He wasn't sympathetic to the fact I seem to be a buffet to mosquitos
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Because breaking up seems to our way of saying hello!
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
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    He wouldnt share his M&Ms with me
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Her favorite animal was a Penguin!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I loved myself better than him,
    I knew it was wrong but what could I do...

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