We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    "Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that."
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,425 Member
    He liked books more than me.. picture books that is :(
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,491 Member
    She used to tell me she kept her parents in the basement, then one day she said "Only kidding, I don't know whose parents they are"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,425 Member
    Well, his parents were going to surprise him so they came over and waited in the basement.They were going to jump out and say "surprise" but before they could he ran out of the house screaming and yelling about basement inhabitants.. his parents and I have not seen him since :(
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She was always trying to hide my parents !
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I couldn't get her sense of humor. She always was playing those weird practical jokes.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    He always had the wrong ideas :D
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    he kept making my coffee to weak.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She was a coffee drinker. Yuck! ;)
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He kept trying to eat the dwarfs, and set the town on fire. Not cool man. :D

    (really hoping someone gets that joke)
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He wasn't sympathetic to the fact I seem to be a buffet to mosquitos
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Because breaking up seems to our way of saying hello!
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    He wouldnt share his M&Ms with me
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Her favorite animal was a Penguin!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,532 Member
    I loved myself better than him,
    I knew it was wrong but what could I do...
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    At first it was fun but after a few weeks just watching the wheels got boring I need to watch the entire axle!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,425 Member
    His wife said I had to go :/:D
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    BoudiccaTheGreat3018 wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    He kept trying to eat the dwarfs, and set the town on fire. Not cool man. :D

    (really hoping someone gets that joke)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAA whyyyyy

    what?
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    BoudiccaTheGreat3018 wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    BoudiccaTheGreat3018 wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    He kept trying to eat the dwarfs, and set the town on fire. Not cool man. :D

    (really hoping someone gets that joke)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAA whyyyyy

    what?

    I don’t know dood

    You sure? Cause it looked like you were either very happy, or very upset about something?
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,491 Member
    She took me home to meet her family, her husband didn't seem happy at all

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