What is the one thing about you that surprises people?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    That I was never actually in a fist fight with Bea Arthur.

    Lies!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I have a single shot of vodka once a year, and thats the only alcohol I drink. I've tried a few different drinks, and they all tasted horrible.

    Kaluah, Beer, Wine (wine so sweet it was supposedly teeth rottingly sweet), even whiskey. They've all tasted terrible.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    That I've never actually worn a sweater knitted out of Rodney Dangerfields nose hairs.
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  • bellacelina2
    bellacelina2 Posts: 92 Member
    edited July 2019
    That I had 24 cats home when I was really young.. we kept saving cats, felt so bad for them.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    That I've never actually worn a sweater knitted out of Rodney Dangerfields nose hairs.

    ..... more lies.
  • gatorgirlgot8
    gatorgirlgot8 Posts: 55 Member
    That I love to go fishing, been fishing for over 40 years, but don't eat seafood..
  • gatorgirlgot8
    gatorgirlgot8 Posts: 55 Member
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nuthin!! :#
  • dariusj82
    dariusj82 Posts: 3 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Do you have a hobby, skill or simply just a random fact about yourself that surprises most people when they first find out?
    That Iv never tried a drug
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    People think I’m shy and reserved until they get to know me. I’m 🔥🔥🔥
  • helow88
    helow88 Posts: 74 Member
    edited July 2019
    I dress girly. I like pastel colors, love horses, and art. So imagine the looks on the faces of people when they ask:

    Person: "Hey, what sort of music do you like?"

    Me: "Metal. Have you heard of Blind Guardian, Jorn, or Iced Earth before?"

    Person: *Silent blank stare* "Wut?"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    edited July 2019
    People are often surprised to find out that I am not Jackie Chan's stunt double.
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    I'm very forgiving, probably too much so, so people are often surprised when I'm done with them. I do have my limits!
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    I grew up around the "wrong crowd" but I've never tried a drug besides alcohol and I haven't had a drink in years.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Idk why y’all are always so surprised that I’m right. Again.
  • CipherZero
    CipherZero Posts: 1,418 Member
    The sheer depth and breadth of trivia I have locked in my head.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    CipherZero wrote: »
    The sheer depth and breadth of trivia I have locked in my head.

    Would you consider yourself more of a "tsunami of knowledge", an "endless abyss of intellect" or perhaps a "plethora of proven points"?
  • lauragreenbaum
    lauragreenbaum Posts: 1,017 Member
    That I'm completely deaf in one ear. From a childhood illness, so it's all I've ever known. Since you can't see that I'm deaf on one side, it's caused some misunderstandings in my life. Like when I went on a date and the guy sat on the wrong side and kept trying to talk to me during a movie and thought I was completely ignoring him. LOL.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    That I can cook very well. I mean like slap your mother good.
  • helow88
    helow88 Posts: 74 Member
    I can't whistle.
    I'm still trying to teach myself how to. Lol
  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    I once punched a fish to death.

    (Tbf we were going to (and did) eat it anyway and had forgotten the priest to do the job so....)
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Teenybudda wrote: »
    I once punched a fish to death.

    (Tbf we were going to (and did) eat it anyway and had forgotten the priest to do the job so....)

    Honestly, I wasn't aware that punching fishes were part of a priest's job, but you just never really know nowadays.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Teenybudda wrote: »
    I once punched a fish to death.

    (Tbf we were going to (and did) eat it anyway and had forgotten the priest to do the job so....)

    Honestly, I wasn't aware that punching fishes were part of a priest's job, but you just never really know nowadays.

    Typically it's left up to the Nuns. They love killing things, especially the hopes and dreams of little children.
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Behindblue_eyes wrote: »
    I like brownies 😏

    I liked them too when I was a boy-scout. Now that would just be wrong!
  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Teenybudda wrote: »
    I once punched a fish to death.

    (Tbf we were going to (and did) eat it anyway and had forgotten the priest to do the job so....)

    Honestly, I wasn't aware that punching fishes were part of a priest's job, but you just never really know nowadays.

    :D
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    People are often surprised to find out that I am not Jackie Chan's stunt double.

    Lies, Lies.... and more Damn Lies !!!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Teenybudda wrote: »
    I once punched a fish to death.

    (Tbf we were going to (and did) eat it anyway and had forgotten the priest to do the job so....)

    Honestly, I wasn't aware that punching fishes were part of a priest's job, but you just never really know nowadays.

    How can you not know this ??

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