We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He thought my fresh English muffins and boozy peach jam were trying too hard
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She was always trying to make me fat with her desserts0
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I couldn't keep up with her on the dancefloor0
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She's a Goose.
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Always taking my pizza0
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Didn't want to share the pizza0
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Wanted one of my ribs to make an Eve0
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didn't want to cook a ribeye0
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He thought a rib eye was literally a rib and and eye and produced the oddest kabobs for dinner1
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Wait..... we broke up?????? Why was I the last to find this out???0
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Called kababs 'kebobs'0
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He spoke only in quotes.0
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She used 'finger quotes' every time she described one of my good qualities.1
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This one time he said he was going to see "friends". His "friends" were his other family0
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She killed all my plants0
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She cheated on me0
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for the last time, it's not cheating if i am paying money for it1
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He didn't like tacos.
I know it's weird and he'll deny it,
But he hates them.0 -
happimess01 wrote: »for the last time, it's not cheating if i am paying money for it
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He hated enchiladas. It was all tacos all the time0
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I caught her googling: "Who is the hottest gynaecologist in the city?".0
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He never offered to take me on vacations0
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She stole my toothbrush0
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She chose the banana over me0
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She wouldn't get drunk with me.0
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He became a mime.0
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Because he just wanted to get me drunk1
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She's always drunk.. 😆0
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Caught him with the neighbour next door, the neighbour across the road, the neighbour 2 doors up and 3 from the next street over
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