We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Whenever I spoke
In the rare form of haiku
It was annoying...0 -
I have always known
That at last I would
break your heart, but yesterday
I did not know that it would be today.0 -
I'm much more of a lake girl than river. 😉0
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She wouldn't chase waterfalls with me.
She stuck to the lakes she was used to.0 -
Buhaha! 😂 Okay I laughed a little too hard at that!halflingpie wrote: »She wouldn't chase waterfalls with me.
She stuck to the lakes she was used to.
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She saw me yawn. . .
. . . and didn't.0 -
Wise Men say
Only fools rush in....
He was a very wise man1 -
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can't build our dreams
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He spoke in song lyrics only..0
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She didn't like me singing all the time.0
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Her cakes weren't ice cream cakes.0
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He had little regard for my lactose intolerance0
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I thought 'lactose intolerance' ment she was intolerant to people from Lactosia. I couldn't date a Lactosist.0
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She liked to date ex convicts0
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He, he.. oh its too horrible to say 😫0
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She was sacrificed to stop a volcano from killing an entire village0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He, he.. oh its too horrible to say 😫
Come on say it.. 😝
Half... Well he's a guy.. never together to begin with0 -
He said I was too "manly" for him.0
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Admit it.. you stalker you.. 😆0
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He always was having to prove he was a man to people. It got embarassing when we were in public!0
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Been trying to kick her out of the house.. like a fungus she keeps comimg back.0
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I've been trying to leave, but he always has the really good desserts.0
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Tried to put doculax in the desserts....didn't stop her stealing the desserts.0
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Couldn't leave because I needed the toilet too badly.
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Pooped everywhere
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She didn't like watersports0
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TheMrWobbly wrote: »She didn't like watersports
:laugh:
Uhmm... he tried to drown me with.. ermmm water
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