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We broke up because...
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He was not the man I thought he was0
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She tried to get me in trouble.0
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He dropped me off in the wilderness and drove off into the sunset.0
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He said my brother was a better kisser....0
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Her brother IS a better kisser! 😋0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Her brother IS a better kisser! 😋
So nice to see you again! I hope you’ve been well!
Also we broke up because you stole on my red lip colour.
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She's soooooo Stingy with her lipstick 💄💋0
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She was always disowning her Brother everytime he and I spoke0
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She brought blowup dolls so she could spoon with them. I couldn’t take it anymore0
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Kept on claiming her brother was my brother, no idea why?0
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Kept talking about his little friend Mr. Wobbly Jr. 😲0
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When I asked.. "Does my bum look big in these pants?" The answer was not "is that a planet orbiting your bum?"0
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She told me we are not leaving the bedroom until she can’t walk anymore. I ultimately jumped out the window0
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She insisted on wearing bootaay shorts with "Delicious" embroidered on the backside0
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It's not you. It's me.0
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He was always impersonating someone else.0
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She tried to sell my undies on eBay to find out if i was hot and in demand.0
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Only made a dollar from the sale. Unacceptable.0
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All her ex-boyfriends were middle-aged Japanese businessmen for some reason0
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He was a Canadian/American/European/Australian pretending to be a middle-aged Japanese businessman.0
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Her lippy made my lips swell 🥴0
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I just wasn't good enough for her
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She was fuming when she realized our first date was going to be in a mall food court0
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She didn’t have the right “equipment “ I’m definitely straight sorry 😜0
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happimess01 wrote: »She was fuming when she realized our first date was going to be in a mall food court
woulda been totally cool with that actually ...LOL0 -
Bravissimocurves wrote: »She didn’t have the right “equipment “ I’m definitely straight sorry 😜
hahhahah
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happimess01 wrote: »She was fuming when she realized our first date was going to be in a mall food court
woulda been totally cool with that actually ...LOL
Damn! Disappointing you is proving to be challenging lol
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happimess01 wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »She was fuming when she realized our first date was going to be in a mall food court
woulda been totally cool with that actually ...LOL
Damn! Disappointing you is proving to be challenging lol
ahahha well ill tell u right now I'm not gonna break up because of anything involving me eating food!
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Kept sending me pictures of their offerings to the porcelain gods 💩0
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Didn't want to be sacrificed to please my gods0
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