We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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he would never take his goggle off0
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Always undressing me with her eyes0
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he would never let me look at him straight in the EYE0
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She had a staring problem.0
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He said I was sister wife #7.. I'm better than that at least a 4th
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She didn't let me in her "pouch"0
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Always trying to get into someone else pouch0
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She said she had an eye on me, but she actually ment she wanted my eye0
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was always angry inside and I seen the dark side too many time , the costume is just a front0
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She was thinking so bad about me, while it were her demons chasing her0
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He cheated on me with a banana0
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She had a banana fetish that ended when she slipped on the peal0
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theresa120 wrote: »He cheated on me with a banana
Well since you didn't want to touch the banana, someone had to
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Always like his banana in the bunch0
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I'm allergic to bananas. All he wanted was bananas.0
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Apparently and according to her, conjugal visits were not sufficient enough to maintain a healthy and meaningful relationship...
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He likes Kelly more than me0
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It turned out she drank fake beer0
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one day he climbed a mountain and never came backheyjude0225 wrote: »It turned out she drank fake beer
so American beer???? hahahaha1 -
AliNouveau wrote: »one day he climbed a mountain and never came backheyjude0225 wrote: »It turned out she drank fake beer
so American beer???? hahahaha
Damn straight.... *kitten* that *kitten*....
She sent me up the mountain to have me killed0 -
I didn't know there were scary things lurking on that mountain. He always accused me of trying to get him killedheyjude0225 wrote: »AliNouveau wrote: »one day he climbed a mountain and never came backheyjude0225 wrote: »It turned out she drank fake beer
so American beer???? hahahaha
Damn straight.... *kitten* that *kitten*....
She sent me up the mountain to have me killed
I typically only have local beer....cause you know that other kind is basically coloured water1 -
She didn't appreciate the box of wine I bought her.0
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He was always at the gym and never home0
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She settled and realized I wasn't what she wanted0
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He wanted our love child to be named Jude I want him named David Lee1
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He dedicated his new book to my father and wrote “ To the kindest and sweetest DILF I have ever met”.0
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he took me to mcdonalds instead of taco bell0
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Italy will succeed0
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He was shot dead.. 🙄
ETA. Left hanging for public viewing1
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