We broke up because...
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She was always making fun of my lisp by making me say "S" words repeatedly.1
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I laughed when she said "silly sausage" I'm sorry .. come back.0
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Actually super small silly skinny sausage0
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she was only dating me to use me as a character in her upcoming book0
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He wouldn’t put on the zebra costume and pose for the illustrations in my book,0
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She came home with stripes transfer under her clothing 🦓0
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She kept wanting to spank me to give me red stripes.0
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She Didn't like Spankings! 🥴0
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She said elephants were better than giraffes.0
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She couldn't understand that I was jealous of Giraffe's eyelashes0
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She was a green eyed monster0
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She wanted me to have blue eyes like her 🧿🧿☹️0
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She said I should have her eyes, so I took them0
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Always tried to take my eyes0
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He was seduced by the neighbour
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She didn't want to play my bedroom games0
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By bedroom games he meant monopoly and snakes and ladder0
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Well it does involve a snake0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »Well it does involve a snake
:laugh: I couldn't break up with him.. he made me laugh0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »Well it does involve a snake
:laugh: I couldn't break up with him.. he made me laugh
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because he had the C. Everett Koop beard0
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I looked at her contact list and discovered what the number 3695 stood for!0
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He wanted to date others 0
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She invited the entire mfp to our wedding and it turned out to look like a scene from Caligula1
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He had this fantasy that it was a wedding .... it was just a party.0
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She did a thing.. it made me sad 0
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She got violently angry when she saw me with another girl.0
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Cheater 😭0
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Always crying over her ex 😞0
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She didn’t understand that I was something to cry over....0
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