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• theresa120 Member Posts: 18,039 Member Member Posts: 18,039 Member

  He was too into his work, selling seashells from his sheshed by the seashore

  October 21, 2019 8:07PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,984 Member Member Posts: 25,984 Member

  She was always making fun of my lisp by making me say "S" words repeatedly.

  October 21, 2019 10:49PM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member

  I laughed when she said "silly sausage" I'm sorry .. come back.

  October 21, 2019 11:31PM

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• Beka3695 Member Posts: 3,656 Member Member Posts: 3,656 Member

  Actually super small silly skinny sausage

  October 22, 2019 12:17AM

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• happimess01 Member Posts: 6,922 Member Member Posts: 6,922 Member

  she was only dating me to use me as a character in her upcoming book

  October 22, 2019 12:41AM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,984 Member Member Posts: 25,984 Member

  He wouldn’t put on the zebra costume and pose for the illustrations in my book,

  October 22, 2019 12:50AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 184,712 Member Member Posts: 184,712 Member

  She came home with stripes transfer under her clothing 🦓

  October 22, 2019 2:08AM

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• Beka3695 Member Posts: 3,656 Member Member Posts: 3,656 Member

  She kept wanting to spank me to give me red stripes.

  October 22, 2019 12:47PM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 184,712 Member Member Posts: 184,712 Member

  She Didn't like Spankings! 🥴

  October 22, 2019 4:58PM

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• PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,984 Member Member Posts: 25,984 Member

  She said elephants were better than giraffes.

  October 23, 2019 1:19AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 184,712 Member Member Posts: 184,712 Member

  She couldn't understand that I was jealous of Giraffe's eyelashes

  October 23, 2019 1:46AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member

  She was a green eyed monster

  October 23, 2019 1:46AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 184,712 Member Member Posts: 184,712 Member

  She wanted me to have blue eyes like her 🧿🧿☹️

  October 23, 2019 4:02AM

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• TheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,335 Member Member Posts: 2,335 Member

  She said I should have her eyes, so I took them

  October 23, 2019 7:54AM

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• Minion_training_program Member Posts: 9,316 Member Member Posts: 9,316 Member

  Always tried to take my eyes

  October 23, 2019 8:20AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member

  He was seduced by the neighbour

  October 23, 2019 8:23AM

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• Minion_training_program Member Posts: 9,316 Member Member Posts: 9,316 Member

  She didn't want to play my bedroom games

  October 23, 2019 8:24AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member

  By bedroom games he meant monopoly and snakes and ladder

  October 23, 2019 8:25AM

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• Minion_training_program Member Posts: 9,316 Member Member Posts: 9,316 Member

  Well it does involve a snake

  October 23, 2019 8:26AM

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• slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,884 Member

  Minion_training_program wrote: »

  Well it does involve a snake

  
  :laugh: I couldn't break up with him.. he made me laugh

  October 23, 2019 8:27AM

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