Guess whats in my pocket?
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Dentures, he found them on his morning walk.0
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A 1.6 ounce kettlebell that she plans to do exercises with on her pinky finger later.0
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a tamagotchi0
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A miniature chia pet of Voldemort.0
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A candy cell phone he got from a candy machine for 25 cents. He uses it as current cell phone, which is why he isn't answering your calls. We aren't sure who he's talking to on it.1
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A yellow crayon.0
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Safety scissors and a baby carrot.0
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I can't say, because I don't think it's legal and I don't want to get him in trouble0
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Handcuffs and duct tape0
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a small copy of the three bears fairy tale in which she drew human genitalia on all the bears1
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A wad of chewed up gummy bears all pressed together. She likes to pull it out and tell people she had her spleen removed, then take a big bite in front of her horrified audience.0
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Half a tennis ball. Specifically used as a cup when a cup cannot be found.0
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Dried noodles and a packet of water. His favorite party trick is making "pocket pasta" by mixing the ingredients and rapidly thrusting his hips to create heat friction.0
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A sliced onion. @Pandemonium_ thought everyone in the room was just having a bad day.0
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Dried bread crumbs. Everyone believes its for one of three uses:
To find his way home
for a light snack
to feed the pigeons at the park
The truth is, there's a fourth, much darker and nefarious purpose which her refuses to reveal
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A duck commander whistle. The more ducks that follow, the more that will eat these bread crumbs.0
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »Dried bread crumbs. Everyone believes its for one of three uses:
To find his way home
for a light snack
to feed the pigeons at the park
The truth is, there's a fourth, much darker and nefarious purpose which her refuses to reveal
These are the types of answers my Uncle gives when we get together to play the board game Balderdash. You'd be great at that game.0
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