We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wouldn't clean my underwear on laundry days.0
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His underwear had skid marks0
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Her pants had skid marks, I told her to stop going commando.0
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He was always looking at girls pants for.skid marks0
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She was always smelling my boxers, said it got her excited.0
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He always wanted me to smell his feet and pick out the toe jam1
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she put relish on her toast0
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His shirt looks.like.relish1
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She was always picking the fuzz out of her belly button, even in church.0
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He spontaneously combusted in church 🤷♀️0
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She came after me with a flame thrower and then claimed natural causes0
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He kept claiming the number of the devil was 444 not 666 and I couldn't take it anymore.0
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He kept going commando at the gym too on leg day0
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She kept doing squat thrusts in the free weight section of the gym and all the guys starting dropping the weights on each other. She always had to be the center of attraction and I couldn't take it anymore.0
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He spent too much time out in his garage... running his all-men jazzercise club..
He also looked better in spandex than me 😭
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She wouldn't let me shave0
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Just didn't get Movember!!1
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I didn't mind the Moe, but the mullet was just too much.1
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I left the room after i had her cuffed
Totally forgot about her and came back 3 day's later, she was kinda mad about0 -
Never forgave me for leaving him tied to the swing..0
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