The benefits of prune juice

RevGym2
RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
It keeps you regular. It will bring rainbows and sunshine to your intestinal track.

I recommend regular consumption of this miracle juice.
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    It keeps you regular. It will bring rainbows and sunshine to your intestinal track.

    I recommend regular consumption of this miracle juice.

    Make it taste better and then we'll talk.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    edited November 2019
    It looks a lot like used motor oil in a cup, so I suppose drinking something that looks so gross could help guys feel more manly.
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    It looks a lot like used motor oil in a cup, so I suppose drinking something that looks so gross could help guys feel more manly.

    I’ve never drank motor oil so I can’t speak to that.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    It also makes you better at math
  • dadsafrantic
    dadsafrantic Posts: 186 Member
    they aren't prunes anymore. they are dried plums.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    edited November 2019
    Prune juice keeps toilet plunger companies in business
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    It keeps you regular. It will bring rainbows and sunshine to your intestinal track.

    I recommend regular consumption of this miracle juice.

    How regular?

    IV Drip ??
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    I used to be addicted to prune juice. I just couldn’t go without it.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I'm kinda diggin' the 2.0 version😍🤷
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    I used to be addicted to prune juice. I just couldn’t go without it.

    I see what you did there.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited November 2019
    The benefits of prune juice
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    It keeps you regular. It will bring rainbows and sunshine to your intestinal track.

    I recommend regular consumption of this miracle juice.
    I call you on this advice!
    And raise you an "eating whole foods is more nutritious than drinking juice"!
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    I used to be addicted to prune juice. I just couldn’t go without it.

    :D and now?
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    I used to be addicted to prune juice. I just couldn’t go without it.

    :D and now?

    It definitely was a straining choice but I decided to quit.
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    Prune juice keeps toilet plunger companies in business
    No. Just the opposite.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    I hve no problem eating prunes...or dried plums, if you prefer. But prune juice is hard to get down. And how the heck is anyone getting juice out of dried fruit anyway. Nobody's juicing raisins, yet people drink grape juice. On the other hand, plum juice isn't something you see on your supermarket shelves.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    It's way better than prune milk
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    Meh... I think it's tasty, tbh.
    ilfaith wrote: »
    (...) plum juice isn't something you see on your supermarket shelves.
    Well... that depends on your location (and definition of "juice")...
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Slacker16 wrote: »
    Meh... I think it's tasty, tbh.
    ilfaith wrote: »
    (...) plum juice isn't something you see on your supermarket shelves.
    Well... that depends on your location (and definition of "juice")...

    I think we actually have a bottle of Slivovitz in the house...in case the rabbi comes to visit.
  • ArmyVeteranM1A1C
    ArmyVeteranM1A1C Posts: 1,045 Member
    You can make a Pumpkin Prune Loaf with it for the holidays that is delicious AND will help move the "Turkey or Ham Dinner" on its way through ;)

    Try it, I'll bet you like it

    https://yummly.com/recipe/Pumpkin-Prune-Loaf-9089570

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  • ArmyVeteranM1A1C
    ArmyVeteranM1A1C Posts: 1,045 Member
    Hmm. 🤔

    I wonder what a 'prune enema' would produce ?? Hmm. 🤔🍇

    Prune Juices :p
  • lorri71
    lorri71 Posts: 95 Member
    According to my doctor eating the prunes has more fibre than the juice.
  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
    Every morning I have a "breakfast bar" which has rolled oats, chopped almonds, shaved coconut, PB2, local honey and blended prunes. It's delicious, under 150 calories and holds me through my morning lap swim and until lunch.
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    I’m glad to see so many on board with this.
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    Make sure you drink some this morning
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    Make sure you drink some this morning

    How much is enough ??
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    They can be made into delicious smoothies and shakes
  • TarryTaffy
    TarryTaffy Posts: 883 Member
    I love prunes, they taste great. Juice is a little sweet for me... I'd rather eat the fruit, but I prefer that with every fruit... not much of a juice drinker. Prune Danish used to be around, which was great, but I haven't seen it in bakeries for years. But, those li'l demons are tough on the internal highway, if you eat one too many.

    The benefit is... you're always first in line cuz everyone around you clears out. I'd only eat them when home alone, for the entire day.

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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    I'm waiting on the podcast version of this thread. Please and prunes.
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    I will include it in my podcast
  • ArmyVeteranM1A1C
    ArmyVeteranM1A1C Posts: 1,045 Member
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    I love prunes, they taste great. Juice is a little sweet for me... I'd rather eat the fruit, but I prefer that with every fruit... not much of a juice drinker. Prune Danish used to be around, which was great, but I haven't seen it in bakeries for years. But, those li'l demons are tough on the internal highway, if you eat one too many.

    The benefit is... you're always first in line cuz everyone around you clears out. I'd only eat them when home alone, for the entire day.

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    Danish

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    Pocket

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