We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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We broke up bc of their love of bananas. I drew the line when I found the bananas on the bed and in the shower not to mention I found them snuggling.0
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She’d wink every time she came across someone attractive. She said it was a medical condition.0
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His jealousies and suspicious nature tore us apart
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i asked her to bath my doggo but then i caught her using the vacuum cleaner on him0
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He used a Flowbee to cut his hair0
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Never let me use the swing0
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Couldn't get him out of the display swing at Costco0
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Because I caught them riding the lawnmower naked while singing Cher songs in the middle of the night. I had to draw the line.0
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He would come home from work and demand a cookie when we had guests
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I finally broke the chains and escaped her basement0
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He kept running away.0
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She was always in a plank0
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wouldnt share any of his bourbon with me0
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She was always trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me.0
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I got her flowers but we got into a fight because they were not of the edible variety0
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Our relationship was just to dark and stormy0
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We kept fighting over who was the beauty and who was the beast0
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Found out they were the beast0
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She said we can’t kiss because she just got lip fillers. This went on for a year1
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He didn't like my dog0
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Turns out “My dog” was a nickname for something else1
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She didnt appreciate me calling her T-dog0
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His nicknames for me weren’t exactly endearing.0
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She didn't like being called my blueberry creame pie0
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He spent the entire first date explaining vaginosis to me0
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Our families hated each other0
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Her mom was very touchy and it made me uncomfortable0
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He always was hitting on my mom in front of me0
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It was our 3rd date and I was still getting only sideway hugs0
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he was always so black and white. I need some color in my life!0
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