I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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            Slinging Kelly's cakes at the farmers market but eating too much of the profit0
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            Fit af Lol0
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            With a new dive buddy0
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            Getting sunburned on the beach 😠0
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            With an inferiority complex that left me in therapy for years. I never could be as fabulous.
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            Broke from the psych bills but high on the meds0
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            With a half a dozen mouths to feed0
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            With my heart torn in two... Half gazing into those eyes, the other half... She knows 😚1
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            Praying for my life while reenacting episodes of Bear Grylls with him.... Wasn't my idea...0
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            Constantly telling her to pay attention and put that tongue away! 😝0
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            Wondering why i have never seen her tongue0
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            Wondering why I’ve never seen his face. 🤷🏼♀️0
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            Telling him about the time I got my tongue pierced0
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            Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Telling him about the time I got my tongue pierced
Kept telling him I wasn’t a him. 🤷🏼♀️ lol0 - 
            Very sweaty tired and thirsty.0
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            Having to keep a truck load of electrolyte replenishers.... He wanted to work out all the time0
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            Gaining a million pounds from eating all the cakes we baked.1
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            Loving Canadian beer.0
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            Drinking some Carlsberg0
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            Getting lost in the woods0
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            Pressing charges
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            Reprimanded and in detention.0
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            Laughing all the time.
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            liking it
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            Liking girls0
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            with lots of cats0
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            A lot of items and half eaten take out food boxes left at my place.0
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            getting matching tattoos on our butts0
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            Wondering why her Insta pics get 200 likes but our couple pics get only 30 likes0
 
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