We broke up because...
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He made me feel silly for having to google ossicones.0
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Couldn’t bask in the fairy dust so we had to split0
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Her Multiple Personality Disorder became an issue when I was accused of cheating with several others 😞0
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She kept stealing my bedsheets0
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I was sick of driving in a straight line. I need curves.0
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He Was always going round in circles0
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Thought the only curves were circles.
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He called me square.0
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she would rate all the men passing us by out of 10. Saw my reflection in a mirror and rated me a 50
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He had cooties
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She contracted the cooties from her ex. I couldn’t deal with it.0
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i wanted a booty call, but she gave me a cootie call telling me i had cooties and she didnt want to see me.0
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Kept buying me "Bootie" shorts with his name embroidered on the back and expected me to wear them in public 😳0
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She kept giving me shorts with her ex's name on them.1
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Didn't ever like the gifts I gave 🥴0
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wanted me to literally thank her every time we kissed0
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Wouldn’t wear the bootie short and I like them0
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We really couldn’t get along especially after the last incident that involved tequila.0
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Was too handsy in public even when there were kids around0
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She forced me to wear bootie shorts0
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He didn't want me to wear bootie shorts0
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She wasn’t happy I wore bootie shorts0
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His bootie shorts couldn't contain everything..
so embarrassed when out shopping an old half blind lady complimented him on his Christmas decorations hanging from his shorts.. 0 -
Wasn’t happy that I would start stinging jingle bells after that happened.0
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He is Aries, I am Libra. We were doomed from the beginning.0
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She was always planning her life based on her daily horoscope. One said she’d find a new love that month, and she dumped me right away.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »His bootie shorts couldn't contain everything.. so embarrassed when out shopping an old half blind lady complimented him on his Christmas decorations hanging from his shorts..
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Cuz she said so0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »She was always planning her life based on her daily horoscope. One said she’d find a new love that month, and she dumped me right away.
Didn’t understand the complexity of Star alignment and divine intervention. Relied more on the news to get their future predictions.0
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