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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He called me square.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    she would rate all the men passing us by out of 10. Saw my reflection in a mirror and rated me a 5
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He had cooties :D
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    She contracted the cooties from her ex. I couldn’t deal with it.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    i wanted a booty call, but she gave me a cootie call telling me i had cooties and she didnt want to see me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Kept buying me "Bootie" shorts with his name embroidered on the back and expected me to wear them in public 😳
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She kept giving me shorts with her ex's name on them.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Didn't ever like the gifts I gave 🥴
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    wanted me to literally thank her every time we kissed
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Wouldn’t wear the bootie short and I like them
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    We really couldn’t get along especially after the last incident that involved tequila.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Was too handsy in public even when there were kids around
  • FinelyFermented
    FinelyFermented Posts: 100 Member
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    She forced me to wear bootie shorts
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    He didn't want me to wear bootie shorts
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    She wasn’t happy I wore bootie shorts
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    His bootie shorts couldn't contain everything.. :o so embarrassed when out shopping an old half blind lady complimented him on his Christmas decorations hanging from his shorts.. :D
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    Wasn’t happy that I would start stinging jingle bells after that happened.
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    He is Aries, I am Libra. We were doomed from the beginning.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She was always planning her life based on her daily horoscope. One said she’d find a new love that month, and she dumped me right away.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    His bootie shorts couldn't contain everything.. :o so embarrassed when out shopping an old half blind lady complimented him on his Christmas decorations hanging from his shorts.. :D

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