We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Couldn’t tame the wild beast in me 🦁0
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She preferred I take down the Christmas decorations until after the income tax deadline...0
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He was always eating the white part of the oreos and then putting what was left back in the packet..0
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She kept moaning that i ate too much...I just said im on a see food diet 🤷♂️1
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He thought he was such a comedian- never serious0
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She said that she wanted me to get some exercise.. then i said id start running...to the McDonalds..0
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Said I was spending too much time with the neighbor's, I said i couldn't help it ...they have the biggest tv id ever seen..0
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Her pics got a thousand likes on Insta but our couple pics got only 60 likes. She blamed me.0
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She got tired of seeing the moths come out of my wallet..0
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she gave me free hug coupons on my bday that expired two weeks afterwards0
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He wouldn’t never get in the hot tub with me0
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She wouldn’t let me call her my little chicken cutlet during romantic moments.1
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Had so many pet names that I didn’t know what my name really was.0
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Didnt have an open mind;)0
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Thought I was one minded but in reality I like variety1
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Was vegan0
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Ate like a Neanderthal0
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Called me a murderer every time I cooked meat0
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The "meat" she kept referring to were her exes 😬1
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When I asked if she minded me nibbling her ear, she screamed and leaped out the window. Sad to say I live on the 40th floor.
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He had no remorse0
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because i was tight with money...apparently an IOU is not a good present..0
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She keeps running away . (I can't run as fast as her.) 😂0
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They Kept running after her0
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She ran away0
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Kept wanting me to run..i preferred lifting0
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He went back to his ex0
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She's the ex. 😝1
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She left without any explanation..0
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