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How Did the Person Above You get FIRED?
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He kept stealing co-workers sandwiches out of the break room fridge. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were his favorite.0
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Licked the frosting off of every cupcake that had the tiniest imperfection0
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Peeing in the boss's coffee.0
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Peeing in the water cooler0
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curling the water jugs at the office instead of working1
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Ate too many cupcakes and couldn’t get back in the door of the office0
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Her balloon animal menagerie was becoming a fire hazard.0
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He answered the phone "pizza time, what'll you have" however he worked for tax attorney office.0
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Impromptu salsa wrestling matches.0
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Calling competing restaurant chains for takeout at the same time and putting them on speaker phone so all could listen to them try to figure out who called who and what they were going to order.0
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Draws mustaches on his clients at the local barber. The 4 year olds were fans...the others ...not so much1
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She was a judge at a competition...she kept judging you after it was over.0
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Boinked the boss's daughter on the copy machine and forgot to take the copies.0
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I heard he was fired when he was caught going to the toilet for the 46th time in one day. Tried to fleece the company for thousands for carpal tunnel syndrome in his right wrist0
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Kept sticking her tongue out at the boss.0
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Bare booty farting on the bosses turkey sandwich0
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she worked at the blood bank. instead of using needles she would cut there tongues with envalope two jobs done at once0
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Asking people to fart in his face0
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Kept wearing a Halloween costume to work at a suit and tie office.0
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Cutting all her boss's ties in half0
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Licking salad dressing off her bosses lips instead of using a napkin0
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Using the computer for lewd and immoral purposes while on the clock .0
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Eating other people's lunches in the break room fridge0
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she was running the day care and the kids ran wild while she napped0
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Slept with his boss' wife0
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Murdered his employee for sleeping with his wife0
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hung a mistletoe over her desk and expected all her colleagues to kiss her0
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Mistletoe belt buckle.0
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