How Did the Person Above You get FIRED?

Licked the frosting off of every cupcake that had the tiniest imperfection

Peeing in the water cooler

Ate too many cupcakes and couldn’t get back in the door of the office

He answered the phone "pizza time, what'll you have" however he worked for tax attorney office.

Calling competing restaurant chains for takeout at the same time and putting them on speaker phone so all could listen to them try to figure out who called who and what they were going to order.

She was a judge at a competition...she kept judging you after it was over.

I heard he was fired when he was caught going to the toilet for the 46th time in one day. Tried to fleece the company for thousands for carpal tunnel syndrome in his right wrist

Bare booty farting on the bosses turkey sandwich

she worked at the blood bank. instead of using needles she would cut there tongues with envalope two jobs done at once

Asking people to fart in his face

Cutting all her boss's ties in half

Using the computer for lewd and immoral purposes while on the clock .

she was running the day care and the kids ran wild while she napped

Murdered his employee for sleeping with his wife

Mistletoe belt buckle.