We broke up because...

nitalieben · February 2020

Wanted me to bleach my hair

liftorgohome · February 2020

Wasn't spontaneous enough for me

jlhalley7835 · February 2020

Her hips lied

mattig89ch · February 2020

He never listened to me, always reading my body language instead. Made ordering diner very difficult

jlhalley7835 · February 2020

She never wanted any help, and all she wanted to do is Lay around on the beach all day

lollyolivia · February 2020

He hated the beach! Life is a beach!!

liftorgohome · February 2020

All she did was sit around

Soon2BSuper · February 2020

She popped all my bubble wrap

liftorgohome · February 2020

He always left the toilet paper roll empty

liftorgohome · February 2020

She never lined up the towels correctly by length

lollyolivia · February 2020

Walked out while he was explaining his “towel system” but not before knocking them all to the floor

liftorgohome · February 2020

She didn't like me whipping her with my wet towel after I got out of the shower

lollyolivia · February 2020

His horseplay was to rough

liftorgohome · February 2020

She wasn't into experimenting

slimgirljo15 · February 2020

His last experiment blew up the house

liftorgohome · February 2020

She didn't get homeowners insurance like I told her to. Now we're living in our camper.

slimgirljo15 · February 2020

His last dutch oven was lethal.. I died 💀

liftorgohome · February 2020

She insisted on wearing a gas mask to bed, it was like sleeping with Darth Vador.

lollyolivia · February 2020

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

His last dutch oven was lethal.. I died 💀

😂 literally LOL’ed at my desk! My office is too quiet!!!

happimess01 · February 2020

She said I wasn't romantic but whenever I said "I love ya", she heard her name 'Olivia' instead.

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