We broke up because...
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I wasn't happy enough for her..i was moody0
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She was always hanging signs everywhere, the bedroom door, the kitchen, the toilet..😂1
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All he ever gave me were signs. Never told me what he really wanted.0
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His love still burned bright for Neil, I just couldn't compete1
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She was always babbling away about Martians and the one that got away0
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She wouldn't share her cereal0
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She was always stealing my food. I don't mind sharing once in a while, but not every meal.0
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He would always lick his food before asking if I wanted any. How childish!1
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He was a Germaphobe and would never share my food or kiss on the lips0
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she always wanted hugs, no kisses0
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She was a slob and a terrible cook0
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He ran off with the Nanny0
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she didnt like the Big Rosti
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She went on a 12hr cruise and never came back0
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He was always hitting on Mary Ann and sometime the Professor 😲0
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She threatened me to give her more allowance or she would start stripping on the side0
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He kept trying to dance on a pole and falling down. It was so embarrassing.0
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I found out about he was spending our savings on his Stripper boyfriend on the side who was horrible at his job!! 😡1
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She always insisted on bringing her change purse to the bar to see if she could make the dancers dance funny0
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He got mad when I stuffed all the laundry quarters in The flap of the G String worn by A guy named Big Ben!0
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She wouldn't give me change for a dollar to buy something in the mens room.0
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His wallet was bulging, but unfortunately not with cash ... It was over packed with condoms from bar bathrooms dating back to 1993 for all those times he thought he might get "lucky"1
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She was so unlucky, it got me me by shear proximity.0
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She wouldn't allow too many Girl and Guy friends0
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I found her big book of people she cheated on me with. She called it a "photo album" and said it was just various friends and relatives. Suuure. Like such a thing exists!0
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She was so suspicious it drove her crazy.. Think Kathy Bates "Misery" crazy
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went to her office one day to find out she was famous for giving the best back rubs in there. I wasn't comfortable with that0
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Was too happy and too messy0
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Our dogs got along better than us0
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