We broke up because...
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Because he kicked me out of bed more than once lol0
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She kept falling out of bed , always claiming I kicked her out ,,, Not0
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Sorry them wasn't dolphin noises !
Didn't like I ate to many eggs0 -
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She could never get her gas mask on quick enough0
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Suffer
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She was just too much environmentally friendly0
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Because he put the covers over my head and passed gas ewwwwwwww HELPPPPPPPPPP LOL0
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She kept dragging sand all over the place0
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She kept saying I was to compulsive ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well0
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Well okay ,, you can have the sand ,
But dam can you pick up a few of them 2000 beach towels
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We broke up because he snores toooooo loud (ear plugs don't even help)
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She wore earplugs Everytime I wanted to talk0
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Coz she’s too good and I’m not2
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Because he said I’ll be right back and left me stuck with the bill and no ride home.0
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Because she never let me spoon her 😉😂0
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Because every time we went out to eat, he'd hold up the utensils and make inapporiate remarks to the waitresses.1
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she stopped laughing at my jokes after our wedding. Later, I found out she got botox0
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