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We broke up because...
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I wanted to show her off to my group of friends, but she said she had some bad memories of other times she was shown off.0
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I'm not a circus act. He can't make me be in the spotlight0
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she was always pinching my muffin top in public, it was embarrassing1
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He just ran away one day
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I ran away with the gingerbread man0
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She ate all my gingerbread!0
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He was too super1
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Super at being a workaholic..0
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there were always strange men in her spare bedroom. I couldnt trust her0
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He caught me in her room, it was a strange moment.0
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she expected me to open the jars w/out running them under hot water. What am I, the hulk?0
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She always had her head in the sand0
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He never changed his shirt.0
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He died of kryptomite poisoning, it was so sad. He left his cape for me though, yea!0
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He never let me wear a cape, no matter how much I wanted to.0
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HE didn't even let me wear his mask1
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Always wore a mask.. I didn't even know what he looked like0
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Never let me pet a kangaroo0
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He always wanted to pet the kangaroos and never the giraffes. 1
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She wouldn't leave my giraffe alone0
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Told me I couldn't see his giraffe
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He was too into animals0
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After he called his lil' buddy an Animal I got scared!1
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She always wanted to take me to the zoo, I think she tried to leave me there once.0
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We moved to different towns and couldn't do it long distance.0
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Had no faith in true love over coming distances0
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Always GOING instead of coming0
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What!? I had no idea we did. Crap! Now I’m going to have to get the tattoo of her face removed. 😒1
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she thought drawing on herself with a pen, was 'getting a tatoo'0
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He tried to give me a permanent tattoo and I ended up looking like I got it in prison0
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