We broke up because...
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Every time I asked how his last relationship ended he'd just get a goofy grin on his face 🤨0
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She started dating my brother behind my back0
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He didn't have any sisters for me to date.
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She preferred someone tall and blond like my sister 😌0
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She didn’t like my jokes and it made me sad.0
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He was always sad0
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She was too happy!0
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His life's goal was to be in miserable and take me with him0
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She wouldn't share me with a Strong, Masculine, yummy, bearded Lumberjack 😝0
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She didn’t want to follow me.0
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He said "Come Follow Me"
But I will only follow Jesus! ✝️😇0 -
She joined a cult and got into candle wax and pentagon figures.0
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She was heartless0
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He confused love with lust0
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I kept calling her my ex's name, Ali.0
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He only wanted someone who was good using ice skates...and not for skating....for exactly what purpose I refuse to imagine 🙈🙉🙊0
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She didn't realize, the only ice skating I did, was with icing.0
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He had a fetish using icing and I cut sugar from my diet. 🤷1
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She didn't want to be my sugar momma0
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She didn't like my sweet old momma0
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