If a magic fairy appeared

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  • joseph9
    joseph9 Posts: 328 Member
    Dewey's pizza
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...
    THEY ARE UNICORNS. THEY ALL HAVE UNICORN HOLES. IT'S WHERE YOU PUT THE MAGIC IN.
    I spoke loudly too. It's the ultimate translation tool.

    :love: :flowerforyou:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...

    I was being nice, males ejaculate whipped cream not queef..... and they Both piss lemonade.
    sweet or tart?
    Depends on if they're wild or farm raised

    So THAT'S where pink lemonade comes from! Great mysteries of the world... solved on MFP.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...

    I was being nice, males ejaculate whipped cream not queef..... and they Both piss lemonade.
    sweet or tart?
    Depends on if they're wild or farm raised

    So THAT'S where pink lemonade comes from! Great mysteries of the world... solved on MFP.
    Actually you can only get pink lemonade a few days outta the month.
  • irishgal44
    irishgal44 Posts: 1,141 Member
    I've never had Shepards Pie before. :sad:
  • kklindsey
    kklindsey Posts: 382 Member
    Everything.
    this!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...

    I was being nice, males ejaculate whipped cream not queef..... and they Both piss lemonade.
    sweet or tart?
    Depends on if they're wild or farm raised

    So THAT'S where pink lemonade comes from! Great mysteries of the world... solved on MFP.
    Actually you can only get pink lemonade a few days outta the month.

    I wish I pissed pink lemonade a few days outta the month... people would eat that *kitten* up...
  • Lsqueezy
    Lsqueezy Posts: 128
    Y'all are sick. I like it.
  • pope369
    pope369 Posts: 159 Member
    Mounds and mounds of freshly baked french bread, vats of pure butter (unsalted of course, need to watch my sodium, ya know) and gallon after gallon of German hefeweizen! Oh, and a wheel of sharp chedar cheese. Maybe an apple, too.
  • Kate6868
    Kate6868 Posts: 159 Member
    FRENCH FRIES!!!! regular french fries...garlic fries...cheese fries...seasoned fries...chili fries...criss cut fries...curly fries...

    And then, bring out the fudge...peanut butter fudge...mint fudge...penache...white chocolate fudge...

    Any questions on how I ended up at MFP? LOL
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...

    I was being nice, males ejaculate whipped cream not queef..... and they Both piss lemonade.
    sweet or tart?
    Depends on if they're wild or farm raised

    So THAT'S where pink lemonade comes from! Great mysteries of the world... solved on MFP.
    Actually you can only get pink lemonade a few days outta the month.

    I wish I pissed pink lemonade a few days outta the month... people would eat that *kitten* up...
    You mean drink that *kitten* up.
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    Forever?


    Chicken wings
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thank you so much for that. Today has been a bad day and that sure perked it right up.

    I would eat a ton of cake and ice cream. I've got a major sweet tooth that is slowly dying.
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
    FRENCH FRIES!!!! regular french fries...garlic fries...cheese fries...seasoned fries...chili fries...criss cut fries...curly fries...

    And then, bring out the fudge...peanut butter fudge...mint fudge...penache...white chocolate fudge...

    Any questions on how I ended up at MFP? LOL

    You forgot waffle fries....mmmm....my favorite fries

    But I would probably choose Dessert - all of them :laugh::laugh:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    An all-you-can-eat bacon and pancake buffet.

    Screw the neverending pasta bowl. I want the neverending pancake stack.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    French fries dipped in Nacho Cheese sauce.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Unicorn Flavored skittles and a baby dolphin.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha

    Actually, they fart rainbows. They burp glitter. And they are delicious when deep-fried.

    Sorry, Contrarian, but this is documented, undeniable proof that they regurgitate rainbows.

    w220184383.jpg

    But yes, they are delicious when deep-fried. Though, I prefer to hunt my own while riding their gay cousins of the animal world...rhinos. And FYI, hippos are the lesbian uncles of such fictional creatures.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    The magic Jeff Fairy will grant you the ability to eat whatever you want.
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  • whatwentwrong
    whatwentwrong Posts: 228
    same thing i'm planning for my birthday-

    -moonpies
    -in n out
    -homemade risotto
    -raspberry pie

    if by some stretch of the imagination i wasn't about ready to burst, i'd make carnitas tacos :D
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    The magic Jeff Fairy will grant you the ability to eat whatever you want.
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    That is hot. Fgin up the boards now, are you? Well played.
  • overzoelous
    overzoelous Posts: 161 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.

    hahaha i just laughed so hard at that
  • bodyzen
    bodyzen Posts: 122 Member
    Nachos. Piled high with cheese!!! *drools*
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    The magic Jeff Fairy will grant you the ability to eat whatever you want.
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    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.

    ROFLMFAO hahahaaha


    In n Out for sure! A crap ton of my mother's cooking. Sabayon, tiramisu, all of her deserts actually, her shepards pie risotto and lamb shanks!!!! :heart:
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    same thing i'm planning for my birthday-

    -moonpies
    -in n out
    -homemade risotto
    -raspberry pie

    if by some stretch of the imagination i wasn't about ready to burst, i'd make carnitas tacos :D


    Oh my goodness that sounds great!
  • violetfire80
    violetfire80 Posts: 32
    Hmm either a boat load of sushi..or tiramisu.... or gormet jelly beans.....or Ben and Jerrys.... or...or.... Ye Gods I have to pick only one!?!?!! lol
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
    I don't know.... but it'll either be covered in cheese sauce or chocolate. Or both.
  • 2Bgoddess
    2Bgoddess Posts: 1,096 Member
    moose tracks ice cream - Canadian eh?
    it has itty bitty peanut butter filled chocolate cups in it o....m....g...
  • Gettinfit2
    Gettinfit2 Posts: 254 Member
    Stuffed pizza with extra cheese
    My mother's pound cake
    My husband's chocolate pound cake
  • irishgal44
    irishgal44 Posts: 1,141 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha

    Actually, they fart rainbows. They burp glitter. And they are delicious when deep-fried.

    Sorry, Contrarian, but this is documented, undeniable proof that they regurgitate rainbows.

    w220184383.jpg

    But yes, they are delicious when deep-fried. Though, I prefer to hunt my own while riding their gay cousins of the animal world...rhinos. And FYI, hippos are the lesbian uncles of such fictional creatures.

    hands down, ultimate WIN!!! LMAO!!!!!!
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