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We broke up because...

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    he got fit and I didn't feel like the hotter one in the relationship anymore
  • mountainmanjake
    mountainmanjake Posts: 55 Member
    She did not realize her own hotness. Also, found out she was selling my underwear on the internet...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that her.... Or do I mean "his" real name was Paul 😮
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She kept screaming Paul in bed and that's not my name.
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,711 Member
    liftorgohome wrote: »
    She kept screaming Paul in bed and that's not my name.

    He didn't like to share
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She wanted to share too much
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He caught something from sharing too much.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Never let an old flame burn you twice. I had to learn that the hard way.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She was into fires and actually went to jail for arson so the flame went out.
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    Burned down the cabin in the woods
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    wouldn't let me start a bonfire with gasoline. Had to be sticks and newspaper or nothing
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She didn't like camping in the great outdoors
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    was all in to being in the great outdoors and wanting to start a fire all the time I was really scared.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was a big sook, scared of everything
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    No sense of adventure....
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    Was constantly wanting us to explore nature and I liked the house. He’s a moose by the way
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Homebody who liked to call me animal names 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She not only called me animal names, she treated me like an animal. She wouldn’t let me outside without a leash, I had to beg for everything. I was lucky if she even let me on the furniture...

    Hmm.... Take me back. I promise no more accidents in the house. Please! 😢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pooped in my hat :/
  • 88missycat88
    88missycat88 Posts: 531 Member
    Finally gave me back the hat she borrowed with a little surprise in it.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Never wanted to share anything! Always mine! Mine!mine! 42oez98m0yp0.gif
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Expecting me to Share my underwear and toothbrush was a deal breaker. 🥴
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    They way too lively for me, they wanted to keep partying to 5am every weekend
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    My idea of fun , wasn't her idea of fun...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His idea of fun was spending the weekend watching sports on TV 😒
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    We didn’t. I wish people would stop spreading this rumor.

    I have yet to untie her and let her go. 😈
  • 88missycat88
    88missycat88 Posts: 531 Member
    She invited me over and there was another woman tied up in her house.
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She only wanted me for my wine collection
  • 88missycat88
    88missycat88 Posts: 531 Member
    He didn’t understand that I just wanted to share the bags... erm bottles of wine with him. Not keep them for myself.

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