We broke up because...
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88missycat88 wrote: »He didn’t understand that I just wanted to share the bags... erm bottles of wine with him. Not keep them for myself.
She only talked to me when she was drinking0 -
She spend to much time at work at the daily bugle with some nerdy guy.0
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Didn't like my Sexy Librarian or Teacher costumes and said I was too Nerdy😶0
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She wasn't single when we started dating. No thanks, I'm a one relationship kinda man.0
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Forget ever calling me her
Sancha she called me Bruja all the time 😧0 -
She wouldn't wear the blond wig I got her to spruce up our bedroom time.0
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his bedroom time was everywhere except his bedroom0
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He was always bragging about this bearded woman he was dating and how they would comb each other's beards.1
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He refused to comb my beard 😂0
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she never let me shave her beard.0
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He once shaved his full name from cheek to cheek on my face.... Messed up my beard and I looked ridiculous! 😞0
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He was too into clams0
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He'd always call me Mister!0
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She didn't like my pet names for her.0
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Called me his pet and tried to put me in a kennel when he had to leave the house! ☹️0
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She wasn't into leashes or treats and wouldn't roll over for me. So sad couldn't follow simple commands.0
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He left me for someone who would follow his commands, I hear she's not very attractive...quite a dog really! 🙈0
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She wouldn't let me have a dog. She said they brought back too many painful memories of a past relationship.
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She was always distracting everybody in the neighborhood when she'd do yard work in her bikini 👙0
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She never wore a bathing suit of any kind. Always nude beaches instead.0
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He always had that green shirt on even thought it wasn't St. Patrick's Day any longer (LOL Matt).1
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Kept taking his shirt off at parties0
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Kept throwing his board shorts off before he got into the condo0
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He had a neatly stacked pile of shorts on his kitchen table. 🤨0
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She doesn't take her bath with me or sleep with me in same room ,on same bed.🤔🤔0
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I was too social for her and too funny as well 😔😔0
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He thought that flashing the ladies in the neighborhood was being social, funny yes...but not social. 🤭😝0
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She thought that taking a picture with her camera's flash on was flashing.0
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He never wanted to take a picture with his camera for fear of flashing1
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he never put on a shirt0
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