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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always distracting everybody in the neighborhood when she'd do yard work in her bikini 👙
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She never wore a bathing suit of any kind. Always nude beaches instead.
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
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    He always had that green shirt on even thought it wasn't St. Patrick's Day any longer (LOL Matt).
  • jtsurfdb
    jtsurfdb Posts: 1,351 Member
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    Kept taking his shirt off at parties
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
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    Kept throwing his board shorts off before he got into the condo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He had a neatly stacked pile of shorts on his kitchen table. 🤨
  • williamkent4O4
    williamkent4O4 Posts: 13 Member
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    She doesn't take her bath with me or sleep with me in same room ,on same bed.🤔🤔
  • williamkent4O4
    williamkent4O4 Posts: 13 Member
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    I was too social for her and too funny as well 😔😔
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He thought that flashing the ladies in the neighborhood was being social, funny yes...but not social. 🤭😝
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She thought that taking a picture with her camera's flash on was flashing.
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
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    He never wanted to take a picture with his camera for fear of flashing
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    he never put on a shirt
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
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    He wore too many layers of clothing
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    She always wanted to be bare naked. Couldn’t deal with it.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She wore a trenchcoat out, and nothing else. Hot inside, not so hot when going to the store.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He wanted to go to the store. :o
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She was a tp hoarder.. bad PD :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    We didn't.. because I got all the TP :*;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She hoarded toilet paper, paper towels, anti bacterial and Clorox...however didn't
    think about sustainability and didn't have a crumb of food anywhere! 😟
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    Didn't like my tubs of MRE's in the closet. Sure, people can hoard all the TP they want, but you have 1 tub of MRE's and suddenly its a problem.

    ;-P

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