We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She was always going on adventures, never wanted to stay home on a sunny day.
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    He locked me in the closet for 10 years..i managed to break out though..
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    His captivating smile had everyone chasing after him and he left!
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    He was quarantined to his home.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    We disagreed over the positioning of toilet paper. He was an under/over guy while I was strictly over/under...
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    He kept watching "The Sound of Music" over and over on the big screen... I could not take it any longer
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she was always dressing in black. I like a little color variety in my life.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    I tried to please his need for color but he said I went a little overboard. 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She fell overboard, never saw her again :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She went to prison for throwing her Ex overboard. 😧
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she didn't want to sail the skies with me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    He wanted us to go skydiving together.
    Problem was that he wanted us to go without parachutes ...he wanted us to sail the skies for eternity. 😧
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she was convinced superheros were real.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He was convinced the Easter Bunny was real and out to get him for all the Easter eggs he ate in the past.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She always made me feel guilty about the time I "Accidentally" pushed her down the stairs. 🤷🤦
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she was the reason we couldn't have nice things
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    He spent all my money on nice things and wouldn't share with me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    Because we are living in a material world and he is a material guy...
  • swclifton
    swclifton Posts: 421 Member
    He was grungy all the time and I wanted us to dress up from time to time and go out.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Found out he was getting all dressed up and sneaking out to wine & dine some Guy who watches wheels! 😟

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