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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • MzIrishMzIrish Member Posts: 11,678 Member Member Posts: 11,678 Member
    she told me she was an angel.... then I found the handcuffs
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,515 Member Member Posts: 2,515 Member
    She was always going on adventures, never wanted to stay home on a sunny day.
  • neilwijneilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,618 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,618 Member
    He locked me in the closet for 10 years..i managed to break out though..
  • swcliftonswclifton Member, Premium Posts: 322 Member Member, Premium Posts: 322 Member
    His captivating smile had everyone chasing after him and he left!
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    He was quarantined to his home.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,064 Member Member Posts: 3,064 Member
    We disagreed over the positioning of toilet paper. He was an under/over guy while I was strictly over/under...
  • MzIrishMzIrish Member Posts: 11,678 Member Member Posts: 11,678 Member
    He kept watching "The Sound of Music" over and over on the big screen... I could not take it any longer
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,515 Member Member Posts: 2,515 Member
    she was always dressing in black. I like a little color variety in my life.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 21,083 Member Member Posts: 21,083 Member
    I tried to please his need for color but he said I went a little overboard. 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 242,012 Member Member Posts: 242,012 Member
    She fell overboard, never saw her again :(
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,580 Member Member Posts: 178,580 Member
    She went to prison for throwing her Ex overboard. 😧
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,515 Member Member Posts: 2,515 Member
    she didn't want to sail the skies with me
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,580 Member Member Posts: 178,580 Member
    He wanted us to go skydiving together.
    Problem was that he wanted us to go without parachutes ...he wanted us to sail the skies for eternity. 😧
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,515 Member Member Posts: 2,515 Member
    she was convinced superheros were real.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 21,083 Member Member Posts: 21,083 Member
    He was convinced the Easter Bunny was real and out to get him for all the Easter eggs he ate in the past.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 178,580 Member Member Posts: 178,580 Member
    She always made me feel guilty about the time I "Accidentally" pushed her down the stairs. 🤷🤦
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,515 Member Member Posts: 2,515 Member
    she was the reason we couldn't have nice things
  • swcliftonswclifton Member, Premium Posts: 322 Member Member, Premium Posts: 322 Member
    He spent all my money on nice things and wouldn't share with me.
  • Watching_The_WheelsWatching_The_Wheels Member Posts: 3,064 Member Member Posts: 3,064 Member
    Because we are living in a material world and he is a material guy...
  • swcliftonswclifton Member, Premium Posts: 322 Member Member, Premium Posts: 322 Member
    He was grungy all the time and I wanted us to dress up from time to time and go out.
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