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We broke up because...
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He refused to cut my hair for me. I couldn't reach all the spots, and just needed a hand.0
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You wouldn’t believe where the hair was he wanted me to cut for him. 😖 I will never be the same. ☹️0
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I didn't approve of her volunteering to Manscape the whole neighborhood 😖0
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She didn't like the doll I made that was in her spittin' image0
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she got a customized boxing bag with my face on it. She said it was bcuz she missed me when working out.0
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I didn't have enough money to pay off the Pawn Shop to get her back 🤦🤷0
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She chose everyone but me0
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He wouldn't move for love0
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She only want my body.... I am more than that0
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She felt pawned off 😆0
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I was asking him always to turn around, he got fed up with it0
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He kept digging up our garden and there was a smell of decomposing meat coming from there.
The smell was ok but digging up my roses.. not cool1 -
I drained her soul, so I moved on0
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She drained my fish pond then threw me in0
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miss_zita_2020 wrote: »He was eaten by piranhas 🤣
She fed some poor sucker to my piranha's.0 -
Oh we haven’t. Joey and I are just getting started. 😏0
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She prefers pandas over cats.0
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She was apparently allergic to me. Lol1
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She didn't like my van life.0
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Whenever i cooked calamari it was way too rubbery..1
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She only wanted takeaway.. I was tired of burgers and chips0
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she didnt care about my feelings, just wanted my body0
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Complained that I treated him like a piece of meat.. suck it up princess0
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wasnt interested in my opinion, just kept saying "take off your shirt"0
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He was frigid1
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I would never break up with my Tater Tot.1
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Her pet name for me was Tater Tot......0
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She wasn't Lisa at all...she was a Clone of Mel!0
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She ran out of wine0
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