I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

happimess01 · April 2020

watching her put on lipstick while I beg her to take me to the ER

GoBucks34 · April 2020

Falling off the side of a cliff

KelleyCakes · April 2020

Learning some great makeup techniques.

terrordawg · April 2020

Living happily ever after 😊

happimess01 · April 2020

finding poor bigjuicy in her basement with no access to the outside world

PlentyofProtein00 · April 2020

Climbing the smallest mountain

beastier · April 2020

Constipated

slimgirljo15 · April 2020

Moving to America

PlentyofProtein00 · April 2020

beastier wrote: »

Constipated

I dont know who disagreed...but this is a real protein fueled issue.

not mine. Fyi. Not.mine.

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Moving to America

Hugging koalas and boxing roos

happimess01 · April 2020

waiting for her to stop blocking the back door

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Ingesting unknown substances and shopping for tie-dyes

happimess01 · May 2020

getting foot rubs every day

Okillhavecake · May 2020

Dating her best friend ❤️

eva_letsdance · May 2020

Okillhavecake wrote: »

Dating her best friend ❤️

With the same man....he is too good to let go 😘

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

Pregnant

oops lag :laugh:

Okillhavecake · May 2020

With an STD 😂😂🙊

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

Okillhavecake wrote: »

With an STD 😂😂🙊

Lol.. you had that when we met

Getting penicillin injections 🤪

I know why you put that though.. impressed 😏😘

PaperDoll_ · May 2020

Using her to get to Kevin to get to Eva 😏🙃

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

Cross country cruisin..

We can do the whole Thelma and Louise thing.. except we don't die

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Getting two liver transplants, a procedure entitled "orifice reconstruction", and running a pay per view "personal happiness consultant" webcam.

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